Just in Case You Were Still Wondering Why Conservatives Never Accomplished Anything

For some reason there seem to be those who have to be of an all or nothing mindset. Take support for President Trump: there are those who have the attitude that if you are “for Trump” then you have to never criticize or point out when he is doing something counter productive. When you think about it, this is pretty much the flip side of the coin of the left, who if Trump came out tomorrow and announced support for everything they claim to want from universal health care to slavery reparations, they would still criticize and denounce him. When you are a seeker of the truth such as Grandpa Lampshade you don’t corner yourself into such silly binary thinking. When he does something I support I praise him for it and support it and likewise, when I feel as though he may be taking action that puts us in danger of kiking us over I damned sure call him out on it. There was once a time when most people did this but that was back before politics became somewhat of a fan sport, like an extension of professional football or something.


With all of that having been said, many of you are probably already priming yourself to be triggered. Don’t worry, you can relax. Today’s article will be focusing on one of the positive things that Trump has accomplished which is to destroy conservatism. Now some of you who still cling to that old title are screaming at your computer right now, “THESE PEOPLE AREN’T REAL CONSERVATIVES!” and that may (or may not) be the case. However it matters not as it is they who have represented conservatism now for years, not you. So why am I glad that he is destroying conservatism? Because I’m an evil right wing Nazi who hates ‘Murica! and wants to install some sort of socialist system on the nation? No. Because conservatism always was and (what’s left of it) remains a scam. Can you name one real accomplishment that conservatives have made over the past 20+ years? Off the top of my head abolishing the retarded 55 mile per hour speed limit is pretty much the only thing that comes to mind.

111Honestly long term, destroying conservatism is probably more of a gain than the wall. 

And how has he gone about destroying conservatism? By triggering these people into destroying the facade themselves. For today’s example I present to you George W Bush. 

George W. Bush hinted Thursday at his dissatisfaction with Donald Trump, complaining in a New York City speech that ‘bullying and prejudice’ has become a caustic norm in American public life.

When I was young and GW Bush was running for Texas Governor I actually met him once and shook his hand. Thankfully it’s the same hand I use to wipe my ass so eventually the Bush rubbed off.

‘Our young people need positive role models,’ he said. ‘Bullying and prejudice in our public life sets a national tone, provides permission for cruelty and bigotry, and compromises the moral education of children.’

111Don’t worry, we’re saving a spot just for you in a labor camp. 

Who the hell wants their kids to look up to some lying politician as a role model? Honestly you would be better off with them having some black sports ball player as a role model than one of these shills. At least they would just want some gold chains and hos.

‘Bigotry seems emboldened’ in today’s America, Bush added. ‘Our politics seems more vulnerable to conspiracy theories and outright fabrication.

Translation: “The Goyim know and the Goyim shouldn’t be knowing.” No, I’m not claiming Bush is some sort of secret Jew. I’m pointing out that he is a Jew puppet and he and his entire family have gotten very reach being so.

Bush also slapped in Trump’s direction with a reference to Trump’s controversial statements following an August race riot in Charlottesville, Virginia that left an anti-racist protester dead in the wake of a white supremacist march.
At the time, Trump claimed that there had been violence on ‘both sides,’ drawing howls of protest that he was legitimizing the Ku Klux Klan.

The Klan? I thought this was strictly a Nazi thing? I guess since everyone not a leftist is starting to realize that “Nazi” = them, they must have decided to change up the narrative a bit.

Bush never mentioned Trump’s name or the Charlottesville scandal, but drew his only mid-speech applause by saying that ‘people of every race, religion and ethnicity can be fully and equally American.

Yet, this has proven to be demonstrably false and so obviously so that it’s embarrassing that this guy said this and he used to be President. If I moved to Japan, wore a kimono and wooden shoes everyday, would I be Japanese? No. Even if I lived the rest of my life there, I would still be that old strange weeboo that lives by himself in an old deserted village out in the middle of nowhere.


‘It means that bigotry or white supremacy in any form is blasphemy against the american creed.’

It’s always important to pay really close attention to the words these people choose to use. In this case “blasphemy”. Yes, multiculturalism is literally a religion for these people. Obviously for them, it’s quite the easy religion to follow. Think about it: they don’t have to live with the diversity and they get rich as hell. What’s there in it for them not to like?

‘We’ve seen nationalism distorted into nativism, forgotten the dynamism that immigration has always brought to America,’ he said.

“Dynamism”: rape, murder, terrorism, diseases we thought we had wiped out and being bled dry of our resources.

‘We see a fading confidence in the value of free markets and international trade, forgetting that conflict, instability and poverty follow in the wake of protectionism.’

We have been in a state of conflict ever since this asshole took office. Does he not realize this? Does he think that people won’t be able to remember way back to the turn of the century? Does he actually think the American people who aren’t on Wall Street have gotten richer since all of these brilliant so called trade deals were made? How was this guy actually any different from Obama?

Bush continued: ‘We’ve seen the return of isolationist sentiments, forgetting that American security is directly threatened by the chaos and despair of distant places where threats such as terrorism, infectious disease, criminal gangs and drug trafficking tend to emerge.’


Were we more secure or less secure before this guy launched a war in Iraq and followed by his successor launching even more wars against any and all countries that Israel demanded they wanted taken down? Are we more in danger of infectious disease, criminal gangs and drug trafficking with more or less immigration? Seriously, it’s not as though this guy’s empty rhetoric can’t be countered easily.

So is it clear for you yet? Have you figured out now why it is that over the decades, no matter who you voted for the left always seemed to continue marching forward, getting everything they wanted? It’s because you were being conned. The game was rigged. These guys were never on some sort of opposing team. It was all just theater to convince you to keep giving them money and not get angry and let the left and the Jews get everything they wanted at your expense. It’s payed off well for them over the years. However now the marks are catching on to the con. Or as we like to say, “The Goyim know”.


“It’s Time We Had a Frank Discussion About Race” ………. Just Don’t Say Anything I Don’t Like

I haven’t read Marc Faber in awhile. Back in my Ron Paul Libertardian days, I read him fairly often. He’s one of these investment guys who basically tells you the truth that contrary to what people who want your money tell you, the stock market can’t go up forever. I don’t remember him every saying anything outlandishly controversial. Well recently he wrote a piece in which he dropped a major truth bomb which caused our overseer’s heads to explode. In what turned out to be a pleasant surprise, it would appear he still gives zero fucks.

Marc Faber, the veteran Swiss investor and Wall Street analyst known as ‘Dr Doom, ‘sparked outrage this week for writing in his latest newsletter that the United States had only prospered because it was colonized by white people, ‘and not the blacks.’


Needless to say this didn’t go over real well. Of course the outrage level is directly correlated to the amount of truth contained within. There is nothing in Marc Faber’s statement that can be proven to be factually inaccurate so they must generate enough outrage to drown any thoughtful consideration out.

The famously pessimistic economist who predicted the 1987 stock market crash and the Great Recession was ejected from the board of Canadian fund manager Sprott Inc after his racially charged remarks.

Speak an undeniable truth, lose your job. Good thing we defeated Hitler!

Business television networks such as CNBC and Fox Business said they would remove Faber from booking lists for their shows.

What does it say that when you a revealed to be a truth speaker, you are immediately banned from being able to appear on TV “news”?

In the October edition of his popular newsletter, ‘The Gloom, Boom and Doom Report,’ in a section discussing capitalism versus socialism, the 71-year-old Faber took a stand against the removal of Confederate monuments, writing: ‘Thank God white people populated America, not the blacks. Otherwise, the US would look like Zimbabwe, which it might look like one day anyway, but at least America enjoyed 200 years in the economic and political sun under a white majority.’

222Marc Faber: 100% ZFG

Why it’s almost as though this crazy man is suggesting that nations are the way that they are because of the people, not because of the geography! What kind of craziness is this?! Why, if we followed this logic to it’s natural end, we would have to assume then that this is why Mexico doesn’t look like Japan and China doesn’t look like Russia. If this were to happen then we all know what the next step after that is: gas chambers and Jews being turned into lampshades and bars of soap.

The Swiss-born, Thailand-based commentator and analyst continued, ‘I am not a racist but the reality – no matter how politically incorrect – needs to be spelled out as well.’

Sorry Marc but we live in a new world now. In this new world, reality is actually to be avoided at all costs.

The newsletter was released on October 3, but Faber’s comments on race went viral on Twitter this week after subscribers scanned and posted the text.

So there were people who were subscribed to his newsletter that got triggered by this? What sort of faggots are these?

A CNBC spokesperson said, ‘We do not intend to book him in the future’ and a Fox spokesperson said, ‘Faber has not appeared on the network often, and will not be on in the future.’

It’s ok because nobody but old boomers watch your stupid ass networks anyway.

In response to CNBC’s decision, Faber told Reuters in an email: ‘What else would you expect? If stating some historical facts makes me a racist, then I suppose that I am a racist.


Man the number of Nazis is growing by the day. I can’t believe there are still haters and doubters out there who go into instant denial when I point out that at some point or another they will all either be Nazis or they will have to tow the Marxist line.

‘Maybe I am wrong and the US would be far more prosperous if the blacks had populated it but then please explain to me why you would think so.’

Not only not issuing an apology but doubling down by demanding the hysterical left prove him wrong…….which of course they can’t.

Sprott, a Toronto-based alternative asset manager where Faber had served as a director since 2010, demanded his resignation and he complied, effective immediately.
‘The recent comments by Dr. Faber are deeply disappointing and are completely contradictory with the views of Sprott and its employees,’ Sprott Chief Executive Peter Grosskopf said in a statement. ‘We pride ourselves on being a diverse organization and comments of this sort will not be tolerated.’

If you have any investments in Sprott, I suggest you pull them out immediately. There is no neutral ground in this culture war. Sprott has openly sided with your enemies, thus they should not only be not supported financially in any way, they should be trolled out of existence. You should not hesitate about this either. Even strictly from an investment standpoint, who would you rather have managing your money? A based truth teller like Marc Faber or a shifty eyed faggot like Peter Grasskopf?

444                                                                                  0/10 would not trust my shekels with.

Faber is also a director of Ivanhoe Mines Ltd, which released a statement Tuesday saying it requested and accepted his resignation from the company’s board, CNN Money reported.
‘There is zero tolerance for racism,’ Ivanhoe’s press release read. ‘Ivanhoe Mines disagrees with, and deplores, the personally-held views about race that Marc Faber has published in his current investment newsletter.’

Another company you should immediately divest from and troll if given the chance. These companies are only spouting this nonsense because they feel more threatened by the leftists than they do by you. It’s time we put an end to those days. It needs to be made clear: you side with the enemies of civilization then you are an enemy to civilization. They’ve chosen not only to side against Marc Faber, they are openly siding against anyone who will speak the truth in the face of the left’s lies. I can understand to a point why they would feel more threatened by they left and their over the top hysteria. Now it’s up to us to make them understand that we are to be feared more than the left. Because when it comes down to it: whether you are a business, an organization, a social club or an individual the days of being in the middle are gone. You will be on one side or another: you will either stand with the Nazis or you will stand with the Marxists. There is a reason that during WWI the area between the trenches was called “no man’s land”: nothing could survive in the middle.


Already Tuesday


Already another Tuesday and thus, already another edition of Thoughts of the Day. As always we will be discussing a wide variety of topics this week, among which hopefully you will find something interesting that will spur you to further consideration of said topic. We give a long overdue shout out to Boatsinker this week who provides the top tier art work for these shows week in and week out. I’ll tell you, for just a simple one hour show that airs once a week, there are many hours that go in to bringing it to you every week. Alas, we all believe it’s worth doing and plan to continue doing so. We will be featuring a Reverend Lampshade Christian segment at the end of this week’s show so if you enjoy those, be sure and tune in for that. We also have a couple of very good listener questions / comments this week as well. So what is there not to like? Nothing, that’s what. So sit back and get cozy and enjoy this week’s installment of Grandpa Lampshade’s Thoughts of the Day.

Waiting For Christmas

Do you remember what it was like being a kid and waiting for Christmas to get here? I do. Of course back when I was a kid, we didn’t have the internet and the constant barrage of marketing telling us what we wanted that we have now. Instead we waited for the Sears Christmas catalog to come out. I can remember sitting down and going through that thing from front to back, dreaming of all of the fun I could have with the things inside. Then there was that feeling of discouragement in knowing Christmas was still several months away.

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I may be much older now but the anticipation of waiting for Christmas has returned once again. No, I’m not pining for a mini bike or a go cart. What I’m waiting for this year is a gift of joy that can be shared with everyone. After all, isn’t that what Christmas is all about? So what is it that Grandpa Lampshade is anticipating for Christmas this year? Why, Tumorchan to finish her work, and the death of John McCain of course.

An emotional Sen. John McCain on Monday leveled a blistering attack on what he called the “half-baked, spurious nationalism” that seems to have inspired President Trump’s administration to retreat from the world stage.

It is my prediction that McCain will be taking a dirt nap by Christmas. It would appear that before that happens, he wants to be sure that we are all ready to throw as big a celebration as possible. I plan to organize as large of an online block party as possible. IRL, I’m thinking of buying a keg and lighting a bonfire. Alas, back to the story: so tell us Senator McCain, what form of nationalism would you not consider to be spurious and half-baked? I ask because I can’t imagine any form of nationalism that you wouldn’t oppose. Oh wait. I take that back. Israeli nationalism, I can definitely see you getting behind that one.

mccain-memeSome nationalism is more spurious and half-baked than others. Trust me, I was a Vietnamese prisoner. 

In a speech to accept the National Constitution Center’s Liberty Medal, McCain, R-Ariz., emphasized that the United States is “a land made of ideals, not blood and soil,” a rebuke to the Nazi slogan about bloodlines and territory chanted in August by White supremacists demonstrating in Charlottesville, Va.

Our nation is an ideal. Who knew? The Founders never said that so let me check and see who it is that came up with this originally. Oh here it is: the Jews. I’m sure glad they let us know that we’re extra special in that our nation is an ideal. However this seems sort of racist to me. I don’t think it’s right that America is the only nation that gets to be an ideal. I think all nations are an ideal. So let’s close our eyes and try to imagine what the ideal is that makes Somalia so great is. It must be something since we’re bringing them all here. After all, why would we import people to be a part of our nation which is an ideal if they don’t share those ideals?

“To fear the world we have organized and led for three-quarters of a century, to abandon the ideals we have advanced around the globe, to refuse the obligations of international leadership and our duty to remain ‘the last, best hope of earth’ for the sake of some half-baked, spurious nationalism cooked up by people who would rather find scapegoats than solve problems is as unpatriotic as an attachment to any other tired dogma of the past that Americans consigned to the ash heap of history.”

Let me translate for you: “America blah blah blah exceptional nation blah blah the Nazis blah blah muh six million blah blah……………”


McCain, the Senate Armed Services Committee chairman who is battling an aggressive form of brain cancer, did not mention the name of Trump, with whom he has publicly feuded on and off for more than two years.

A battle I might add, that he is inevitably going to lose. Thank Tumorchan.

But it was clear that he was talking about the Trump White House, which has taken an “America First” stance toward international affairs.

Welcome to America 2017: where a President saying he is going to put America first is chastised for doing so.

Trump was criticized for his response to this summer’s Charlottesville violence, which included the death of a woman who was hit by a vehicle deliberately driven into a crowd of counterprotesters. Trump said “both sides” were to blame.

Whoa wait a minute USA Today. What the hell does this have to do with anything about putting America first? Also you are printing a bald faced lie. Heather Heyer was not killed by being struck by a vehicle, she died of a heart attack. This is not conspiracy made up by Grandpa Lampshade, this is an admitted fact. So why are you printing misinformation? Finally, how can you say the vehicle was deliberately driven into a crowd of protesters (a nice term for “violent mob”) when the person who was driving the car hasn’t gone to trial yet? Do you know why he hasn’t gone to trial yet? My bet would be because the prosecution is desperately trying to get him to take a plea deal because they know they have a weak case at best.

McCain emphasized the need for the United States to preserve its ideals at home and “champion” them abroad.

And just like that, USA Today goes back to the topic at hand. This is proof that they will try to shoehorn “Evil Nazis!” into literally every article they can. Now again, I’m pretty big on being specific and on having real definitions to work with. So tell us Senator McCain, exactly what does “championing our ideals abroad” actually mean? Because if actions are anything to go by, it would appear that your definition of this is setting up ISIS to topple a country that Israel doesn’t like.

111                                       John McCain: pictured above exporting our ideals abroad. Our ideals apparently now involve be-headings and mass executions of anyone in a country that Israel doesn’t like. 

“We have done great good in the world. That leadership has had its costs, but we have become incomparably powerful and wealthy as we did,” McCain said.

No Senator. We haven’t become powerful and wealthy. You have become powerful and wealthy but the rest of us, not so much. However no matter how much power and wealth you have accumulated, it won’t change the fact that you will be in hell this time next year.

“We have a moral obligation to continue in our just cause, and we would bring more than shame on ourselves if we don’t.

If you actually believe this, then you should at least specifically tell us what this just cause entails and is about. Because I have to tell you, for most of us out here it just looks like running around blowing up the Jews’ enemies.

“We will not thrive in a world where our leadership and ideals are absent. We wouldn’t deserve to,” he added.

Always be aware of undefined emotionally based mush words. The way this works is each person when they hear “leadership and ideals” gets a positive mental picture of these things and assumes everyone else has a picture of the same thing in mind. However when you drill down to see what this leadership and ideals has actually amounted to, it’s been John McCain getting rich selling us out while the rest of us get poorer. The Mid East is a wreck and we have more terrorism than we did 20 years ago. Go team ‘Murica!

The National Constitution Center said it awarded its Liberty Medal to McCain, a former prisoner of war during the Vietnam War, “for his lifetime of sacrifice and service.”

And here is the real rub that just chaps my ass. While this man has advocated for every war he could, sending young men who had their whole lives ahead of them to die or be maimed fighting for Israel’s interests not ours he gets an award for his great sacrifice. Do you want to know why the Obama Administration was wanting to put veterans on the list of possible terror threats? It’s because of shit like this right here. You see, it’s one thing when the Goyim know but it’s something else entirely when the Goyim know who also just so happen to have been through a rigorous government training program designed to condition them to kill without questioning it. Honestly, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already. I’m not a veteran and this stuff makes me livid. Whatever the case may be however, there is one thing I’m pretty confident of: by the first of the year Senator McCain will be headed across the river to eternity to face judgement and Tumorchan will be at the helm. I’ll tell you, I haven’t looked forward to Christmas this much since first spying that Duke the Rescue Dog set up so many years ago.

111                        Would Duke rescue John McCain? I don’t think so. Duke would have pulled his rescue cart over him and then dumped him over a cliff. 


You Always Get More Than a Slurpy When Blacks Are Involved

No matter where you are, whether it’s going out to eat or something as simple as swinging into a convenience store to get a Big Gulp, you can always count on the possibility of excitement if there are blacks around. The great thing about this is, an actual reason is completely optional. They will spontaneously provide unexpected vibrancy to your dull and boring day at the drop of a hat, no actual reason necessary.

A fight broke out at a 7-Eleven story in Philadelphia after two women were accused of shoplifting.

Shoplifting? Sheit mane I’m sure they didn’t do nuffin.

A video was taken from outside of the store because employees locked it to keep the women from leaving.
Men outside the store can be heard cheering for the women to fight with the employees.

Man our societies would be boring without blacks around.

The women can be heard yelling unintelligibly at the employees blocking the door.

Aren’t all of them pretty much unintelligible? “Bix nood open dis doe mufugha!”

111                                                                            TFW the brown man done be tryin to accuse you of shopliftin and you ain’t even done nuffin

She then starts fighting with a man in the store who doesn’t appear to be an employee.

Someone suggested the other day that we should just televise blacks attacking one another as a substitute for professional football. Turns out we’re already doing it.

The women plead with the employee standing in front of the door as one of the men outside says: ‘Let them out, man, this is America. The cops ain’t coming.’

America 2017: brown desert convenience store guy locks dindus into the store for shoplifting while they all wait for the white man police force to arrive and restore some sort of order.

The women then start grabbing items off of the shelves and throwing them at the employees and the other unidentified man.

“Why?” you ask? With blacks you really don’t need a reason why.

222                                                                                  As far as I can tell, the only black in this story who dindu nuffin was this guy. Truth be told, he probably just wanted to slip out because he had a pack of stolen cigarettes and a fourty stuffed in the pocket of his jacket. 

When a police officer arrives the door is unlocked and one of the women tries to walk out but the officer pushes her back into the store.

Then the fun really starts!

The officer tries to cuff one of the women but she yells and hits him as she tries to get away from him and he ultimately wrestles her to the ground while the other woman tries to intervene.

They don’t tell us what she yells but I’m going to go with something along the lines of “Hell no mufugha no you didn’t”

At least four more officers arrive on the scene. They cuff the woman who was fighting with the officer but she flips over and kicks him.

333Even if the gorilla is female, wrestling with it can be quite the daunting task. 

It cracks me up when people will respond to things such as this by pointing to one black person who (as far as they know) hasn’t ever chimped out in a convenience store or they will point to a story about some white trash who has done something stupid and embarrassing. They do this and act as though this somehow disproves the point that blacks are simply known for doing these sorts of things. Yet we all know that this sort of behavior is textbook negro. I know it, you know it and deep down inside they know it. I think a lot of these people simply are afraid to face and acknowledge this reality because of the truly uncomfortable question that it then leads to: why exactly are we putting up with these people and pretending they are our equals? If this question is tackled then the next one is even tougher: what do we do about them?

Let’s go Hiking in Afghanistan!

I remember back when the Iraq war was going strong, there were some ((Americans)) who got captured hiking in the mountains between Iraq and Iran……….in the middle of a war. Needless to say they got captured by the Iranians and big hub bub ensued about these poor innocent ((Americans)) who the evil Iranians were holding prisoner. We also recently had the case of another ((American)) who was arrested and sent to prison during a vacation trip to North Korea. He was eventually sent back to the U.S. but died shortly after his arrival.

222Vacation in North Korea: get the seat of honor. 

Well today’s story that we’re supposed to be outraged about is a Canadian couple who decided to go backpacking in Afghanistan and to everyone’s shock, got captured by insurgents. Who could have seen that coming?

Former hostage Joshua Boyle said upon arriving back in Canada that the Haqqani network in Afghanistan had killed his infant daughter and raped his wife during the years they were held in captivity.

Yeah well, they rape white women when they come to our countries so the idea that they rape white women when you go to the heart of their haji strong hold is less than surprising.

The couple was rescued Wednesday, five years after they had been abducted by the Taliban-linked extremist network while in Afghanistan as part of a backpacking trip. 

Call me naive but I find it really really hard to believe that there is anyone stupid enough that they innocently decide to go hiking in the middle of a militant area. Perhaps the level of human stupidity has actually leveled up from what I had previously considered.

Coleman was pregnant at the time and had four children in captivity. The birth of the fourth child had not been publicly known before Boyle appeared before journalists at the Toronto airport.

Let’s not just go backpacking in the middle of a hot zone of hajis, let’s take our pregnant wife with us. Who does this and why?

111On the bright side: she did finally find a way to lose that weight! Kind of a difficult way to go about it though, TBH. 

“The stupidity and evil of the Haqqani network’s kidnapping of a pilgrim and his heavily pregnant wife engaged in helping ordinary villagers in Taliban-controlled regions of Afghanistan was eclipsed only by the stupidity and evil of authorizing the murder of my infant daughter,” he said.

Dude. Looking at this situation the notion that you have the nerve to call anyone else stupid is beyond ironic.

He said he was in Afghanistan to help villagers “who live deep inside Taliban-controlled Afghanistan where no NGO, no aid worker and no government has ever successfully been able to bring the necessary help.”

Ok so this is the core of his supposed reason for doing this. It’s up to you whether to buy it or not. There are only a few options here. Either this guy is a dumb ass beyond comprehension, he was doing some sort of shady side work for an intel agency or he had some sort of Hollywood idea of these sand people being noble fighters and was looking to join their cause. Those are pretty much the only possibilities and I have to say, out of all of those I can’t find sympathy in any of them.

“God has given me and my family unparalleled resilience and determination, and to allow that to stagnate, to pursue personal pleasure or comfort while there is still deliberate and organized injustice in the world would be a betrayal of all I believe, and tantamount to sacrilege,” he wrote.

Well hell, I left “nuts” of the list of possibilities.

6666They are just fighting against injustice in the world. I should help them. Oh shit, they raped my wife! Who could have seen this coming?!

He nodded to one of the State Department officials and said, “Their interests are not my interests.”

Well, they were when you were wanting to be rescued.

“It will be of incredible importance to my family that we are able to build a secure sanctuary for our three surviving children to call a home,” he said in his later statement at the airport. “To try to regain some portion of the childhood that they have lost.”

Better late than never for coming to that realization I suppose. I would suggest avoiding places such as Afghanistan.

Dan Boyle, Joshua’s younger brother, said outside the family home in Smith Falls, Ontario, that he had spoken to his brother a few times in the past few days.

“He’s doing very well. He sounds a lot like how he sounded five years ago. He sounds like he had his head on his shoulders and his wits about him,” he said.

Ok so maybe the whole family is nuts. Who the hell would describe someone who decides to take his very pregnant wife to Afghanistan as someone with his head on his shoulders and his wits about him?

Boyle’s father said his son did not want to board the plane because it was headed to Bagram Air Base and the family wanted to return directly to North America. Another U.S. official said Boyle was nervous about being in “custody” given his family ties.

Oh?  The plot thickens.

He was once married to Zaynab Khadr, the older sister of former Guantanamo Bay detainee Omar Khadr and the daughter of a senior al-Qaida financier. Her father, the late Ahmed Said Khadr, and the family stayed with Osama bin Laden briefly when Omar Khadr was a boy.

My final vote falls between nuts and looking to join their cause.


I guess these stories are supposed to make us hate these desert people more or something. I dunno. To be honest, I hate them mostly when I read about or see them in white countries. Stories such as this elicit zero sympathy from me. Whatever reasons this guy had for taking his pregnant wife to Afghanistan, it was a really really stupid decision but it was his decision to make. I have said all along that I simply want these Moslems back in their own countries and then we should leave them alone. I don’t want them in my country. If you go to their country and act like an idiot and face the consequences, don’t expect sympathy from me. However if your wife just can’t seem to lose those extra pounds and nothing else seems to be working, this would appear to be a sure fire way to go about it.

It’s Going to be One of Those Days

nuclear pepe    Maybe the whole thing should just burn. 

I remember being a kid growing up and my parents would take me to normie church. Whenever they would talk about Jesus’ return and how he was basically going to burn this bitch down I would think, ‘But why though?’

Yeah well, now I get it. 

At breakfast, in the glass-towered city of Vancouver, five-year-old Abigail looks glumly at her half-eaten bowl of cereal.

“What is it, honey?” I brush the bangs back from her face.

Ah, sounds like such a nice soothing completely normal interaction between a parent and their little girl. Should feel good man.

She lets out a big sigh. “I wish I wasn’t white.”

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I start. Nothing in the parenting manuals has prepared me for that.

Prepared you for what exactly? Your relentless anti-white pro diversity bullshit that you feed your child actually reflecting back towards you, giving you an glimpse of the ugliness and evil that you have been propagating on her over the years?

“All we’ve ever done is hurt people,” she continues. “I wish my skin was dark and that I had a culture.”

After yesterday’s article on the old white lady who after having been attacked by a dindu still wanted him to get off with no jail time because he was a good boy going to go to college someday, I thought it would be hard to top things here on the black pilling front. Turns out, not so much.

We live in a part of the city where immigrant families abound. Our neighbours are homesick, first-generation Mexicans, which means that salsas and pinatas and Aztec legends feature prominently at shared social gatherings.

If they are so homesick, why don’t they go back?

Our family regularly eats in Little India where we gush over the flavours of curry and dhal……….

You do know they wipe their ass with their hands, right?

Plus, my husband and I are children of missionaries and harbour an acute guilt for the cultural imperialism of our forebears.

WTF is cultural imperialism exactly? And why do you feel guilty about it? I pointed this out on GAB the other day: the only time Africa hasn’t been complete shit is when white people briefly went in and took it over.

To compensate, we’ve raised our children with a deep appreciation of non-Western cultures.

In other words: you’ve taught them to hate themselves and their own people. Makes perfect sense. I’m sure it’s what Jesus would have done.


So when Abigail laments the colour of her white skin, part of me is programmed to protest.

Oh hey, a part of her soul is crying out with a voice of reason. Perhaps there’s still some hope for this woman.

Is it not my moral obligation to tell her that her feelings of poor self-worth are nothing compared with the psychological ruin of real racism? Girl, everything about Canadian culture weighs in your advantage and you have no right to snivel!

Or not.

I don’t know what to say.

Really? Because when it comes to teaching your kid to hate herself and her own people, it seems you’ve had no problem finding the words. And by the way, you’re not fooling anyone with this “We felt deep guilt over cultural imperialism” bullshit. You are simply getting emotionally high signalling to your other self hating white shitlib friends about how enlightened you are, your child’s well being be damned.

I consider the you-are-Canadian spiel: “part of a new society made up of the vibrancy of many cultures, etc.” Yet, “Canadian” is precisely the problem. What is Canadian?

When I read shit like this, I really really think that there are only going to be like 12 of us left who don’t just racially off ourselves.

Seized by maternal panic I go in search of our oversized National Geographic Atlas and hoist it up onto the breakfast table. Abigail sits up and she leans in. “It was almost 200 years ago that your people came to Canada from this island.”

Abigail’s face brightens at that word: island. 

But then when I speak the name of her island, Abigail’s full-body slump returns.

“Great Britain?!” she pouts accusingly. “Aren’t they the bad ones?”

This little girl would be better off adopted  by a pair of lesbians with a history of abusing children.

111                                TFW you trade off your child’s sense of connection with her amazing heritage and past for a few short lived signaling points on social media. 

Abigail’s life to date has been spent absorbing the endless lament of her adults over the injustices of European colonialism.

It will probably never happen so you really shouldn’t worry but I’m going to be completely honest with you Tama: if I ever rise to power as a new Hitler, I’m going to invade and take over Canada for the sole purpose of putting you in a goddamned labor camp. Don’t worry, if that opportunity ever comes I will pray on it first but I have the utmost confidence that Jesus will tell me it’s ok.

Now you may wonder just how bad this poor little girl has had it to where she feels this way about herself and her own people. You may even think that Grandpa Lampshade is being a little hard on this poor misguided woman. That’s just because we haven’t finished going through the article yet.

Earlier that summer on a cross-Canada road trip, at what seemed like every historical site, I made a point of highlighting how the colonizing British had brought Indigenous culture to the edge of extinction with their foreign diseases, their land-grabbing policies and their culture-negating residential schools.

Summer vacation with self hating shitlib parents: every child’s dream.

The moment Abigail leaves the house for full-day kindergarten, I dig out a box of wedding china. I know this is a stretch.

Oh hey look: Tama is going to try to teach her kid something positive about the accomplishments of her people. Perhaps she will point out that the English once ruled over so much of the planet that the sun never set on their empire.

I explain that high tea must be served right at 4 o’clock, not a minute sooner, and that sandwiches are to be cut twice on the diagonal with crusts removed in their entirety.

“Why?” she asks to all of the above.

“It’s just our culture.”

Wait what? Tea? That’s really all she could come up with?

st glorianas


Ten years have passed since I introduced Abigail to high tea and all my fears have been put to rest.

Really? Wow so learning about tea cured all of her racial identity problems? Amazing.

Now a teenage tour de force, she has not over-identified with British culture.

Oh no, yeah I can see. We wouldn’t want that.

She has become neither snobbish, nor repressive.

Because nothing says snobbish and repressive like being white.

She has her eye on a boy from Peru with brown skin.

And you’ve set her on the path to race mixing. Good job mom. I mean granted it would be so much better if she wound up with a black but she’s still young so there’s hope left. The main thing is that she not embrace whiteness so that she doesn’t pass on genetics of oppression and colonialism.

Someone pointed out on GAB the other day that there is a considerable number of  our people who really don’t deserve saving. I can’t agree more. Even though it may be true that this is the result of years of propaganda and brainwashing and whatever the fact remains that people such as this are just too far gone to bring back. I suppose there’s hope that in an act of rebellion perhaps her daughter will one day realize just how abused she was growing up. Perhaps she will see how selfish her parents were in using her as nothing more than a social signaling tool while she was a child. Maybe she will even wind up marrying *gasp* a white man and having white children. It would indeed be the ultimate revenge. Who knows, perhaps this great act of evil by actually propagating the white race might cause her mother to have a mental meltdown and have to be institutionalized. We can hope, anyway.