Oh Yes, She’s Totally Sane

It’s so interesting living in a world where so many people are bat shit crazy. I mean, it’s not as though crazy people haven’t always been with us but now they get entire news articles written about them as though they are somehow to be celebrated. Everybody has their little quirks or things that make them a bit different, that’s to be expected. However there comes a point where you cross the line into crazy land. Take this woman for instance. Now, you would be hard pressed to find anyone who loves animals more than Grandpa Lampshade. However this bitch takes things to a whole other level. 

Britain’s most pampered pooch is celebrating Christmas in the lap of luxury with 68 individually wrapped presents costing in excess of a £1,000.

Mother-of-one Helena Mueller, 38, from Cambridgeshire loves her Cockapoo, Lola, more than anything in the world and devotes her life to making sure that her dog wants for nothing.

“Oh this woman is a bit eccentric and really loves her dog. What’s wrong with that Grandpa Lampshade?” Oh you ain’t seen nothing yet.

pepe-with-his-dog-in-a-beach-house-2668120                                               Loving your dog is a sign of good character. However like anything else, there is a line that you can cross where you find yourself in crazy land. 

On the big day itself, Lola will unwrap her 68 gifts, which include premium toys and clothes – and a special doggy Christmas roast – and she and her owner will wear matching Christmas jumpers.

You may think this is the dog version of crazy single cat lady but you would be wrong. Apparently she has a very low T husband who goes along with all of this and worse, a son who is ranked on the back burner.

Helena admits that Lola, who has her very own bank account and £100 monthly allowance from her husband Mark, will be getting more presents than her six-year-old son Harry because she ‘loves Lola more’.

Someday in the future, if you read about this woman being in a nursing home and dying after being abused at the hands of surly negros, don’t feel bad for her. Trust me, she deserves it.

‘This year, she’s definitely getting more gifts than Harry,’ she admitted. ‘I tried to hide that from Harry last year, but this time it’s so obvious because there’s so many.’

She added: ‘I do love my Lola more than Harry. You know, Lola never moans about homework, and she never complains about what’s for dinner.

Harry isn’t going to grow up with  issues. No way.

111            Looks totally sane to me. 

‘She had her first snow yesterday, and I came in and realised I hadn’t taken any pictures of Harry – but had absolutely loads of Lola, and that’s what always happens.

One of the great things about the internet is this stuff is saved forever. If in the future, Harry stabs this lunatic to death with a kitchen knife, I hope this is presented at trial because if I was on the jury, there is no way I would vote to convict. I just hope he doesn’t take it out on the dog as the dog has no say in the matter.

Helena has even learned how to groom Lola herself, and spends around £150 a month on the latest shampoos and special aftercare.

Congratulations: you learned how to wash a dog yourself.

Lola eats a special raw diet and Helena has to order her food once a month from their favourite pet shop: ‘They have named Lola ‘Lady Lola’ as they know how spoilt she is and how she’s treated.

‘In fact we make an outing of it when we go there – they make me a cup of tea, Harry plays in the sand they have there.’

If a pedo grabbed Harry and ran off, would this bitch even notice?

222            “TBH fam, I wish this bitch would let me run outside so I could find some good shit to eat or maybe a dead animal carcass to roll on”…..Lola. 

Helena said of getting Lola: ‘She’s changed my life so much, we got her because I have an only child, Harry, who was four at the time.’

Wait, what? What does having an only child have to do with getting the dog?

‘Yes I am obsessive, I don’t disturb her if she’s asleep – like if she’s cuddled up on me on the sofa and I want something, I call Mark and make him get it.

‘Mark says, “Aren’t your legs working?” and I’m like, “I’m not going to disturb Lola!”

Your husband is either a total fag or he’s fucking someone on the side who is way hotter than you and figures since you’re too insane to notice, why risk losing half his shit.

‘She came on a family trip to the cinema last week and it was brilliant – my husband wasn’t expecting her but I couldn’t leave her at home!

‘So she came along wearing pyjamas matching mine, we have matching jackets too.


333            Yes Harry is the victim here but let’s not forget that Lola is also very much a victim of this crazy bitch. 

‘I took a week off from work when Lola had her spaying operation, when Harry has a cold I’m just like, “Off you go then!”‘

That’s funny because Harry is going to same the same shit to you when he drops you off at the nursing home. Honestly, I hope she winds up with an exceptionally surly groid who lets her fester in her own piss for days at a time.

Helena said: ‘My husband’s view is happy wife, happy life – he knows where he comes in the pecking order – it goes Lola, Harry, him!

I honestly hope your husband isn’t this much of a dickless fag. I hope that in actuality he’s fucking a hot girl somewhere and after amazing sex, they lay around and laugh about how stupid and insane you are.

Helena explained how she took Harry out of school to go to a special dog photographer so that they could have a family photo with Lola

‘I would rather that Harry wasn’t able to spell “table” when he’s 20, than have a gap in the family photo,’ Helena reasoned.

Let’s learn to spell together Harry: m-a-t-r-i-c-i-d-e.

Lola is so pampered that she will only eat out of one of her many pink fancy princess bowls.

‘Some mornings if Lola isn’t interested in her breakfast I will sit on the kitchen floor and spoon feed her to make sure she’s eaten as I hate to think of her being hungry while I’m out!’

No, she’s a dog. If you let her run free at the landfill, she would dig up dirty diapers and try to eat them while rolling on something dead. I suppose you’re supposed to read the source article and be like, “Ha ha she’s so funny” but how the hell is this not abuse towards her actual child? We keep hearing about how all of these THOTS who screwed their bosses are all victims who deserve our sympathy but then they turn around and write an article such as this where it is evident this woman is abusing her son and we’re supposed to be like, “LOL the dog’s wearing clothes!”? If we had the equivalent of the Hitler Youth Corps, young Harry would be six million times better off enrolled in that than he is playing second fiddle to a dog when it comes to his bat shit crazy mother. This kid is going to grow up hating his mother and probably hating women in general and let’s be honest; who can blame him? I just hope that if he snaps, he keeps his rage isolated to this crazy bitch who deserves it.



No Plea Deal

I’ve been speculating for some time now that the prosecution in the James Fields Charlottesville case has probably been trying to sell a plea deal to Fields’ team. This of course is pure speculation on my part but unless they can find a jury to railroad the guy, the prosecution is facing a really tough case. Usually when one is in a situation such as this, the prosecution will threaten you with every charge in the book in order to get you to accept one that you are actually innocent of because the plea looks so much more promising than the “What ifs” of going to trial. Assuming my speculation is spot on, it would appear Fields didn’t take the deal. Now, the prosecution is doubling down on their bluff. 

The man accused of driving into a crowd of counter-protesters at a white supremacist rally in Charlottesville will be charged with first degree murder, it was decided Thursday.

pepe glasses

Oh really? First degree murder? I mean don’t get me wrong, any competent prosecutor can get anyone indicted by a grand jury for anything but there’s no way in hell they’ve got a first degree murder case here. This is the prosecution playing hard ball with a weak hand. They are in a situation where they have to come away with some sort of conviction and yet, their case is extremely weak.

Prosecutors announced at the start of a preliminary hearing for James Alex Fields Thursday that they were seeking to upgrade his second degree murder charge.

The decision came after a court hearing in which they presented surveillance video and other evidence against him.

Shocking video showing the car plowing forward that we’ve already seen before.

Fields faces charges in the August 12 collision in Charlottesville that left 32-year-old Heather Heyer dead and dozens injured.

The media gets all ass hurt when we all refer to them as fake news and it’s so obvious why; because that’s exactly what they are. Heather Heyer died of a heart attack, not from being run over by the Challenger of Doom. This isn’t Nazi conspiracy theory, this is actual fact. Yet the media time and time again claims or at least implies that she died from being struck by the car. It’s the same game they’ve been playing by calling Judge Moore “an accused pedophile” when there have been exactly zero accusations of pedophilia raised against him.

222                                                                                      “But Grandpa Lampshade, how could a woman in her prime die of a heart attack?” LOL funny you should ask. 

His case will now be presented to a grand jury for an indictment.

Where it will be rubber stamped as is the case with 99% of everything brought to a grand jury. The grand jury used to actually serve a purpose: to keep prosecutors in check. However like everything else in the JEWdicial system, it has lost all semblance of it’s original purpose and just serves as nothing more than a fig leaf of legitimacy for whatever case the prosecution decides to bring.

Surveillance footage from a Virginia State Police helicopter, played by prosecutors in court on Thursday, captured the moment of impact by the car and the cursing of the startled troopers on board.

The video then showed the car as it reversed, drove away and eventually pulled over.

I’ve seen video from the scene and it’s clear the car has been attacked by the so called counter protesters before it ever goes speeding forward.

His attorney Denise Lunsford did not present evidence or make any arguments at the hearing, although she did cross-examine the detective.

Which believe it or not, is a wise move. These proceedings are pretty much predetermined as to the outcome from the start. There is no reason for the defense to tip their hand but it’s pretty obvious that the prosecution are the ones with an uphill battle to fight.

pepe challyThe Dodge Challenger: official automobile of the alt-Right. 

Lunsford asked the detective what Fields said as he was being detained.

Young explained that in the moments after the crash Fields said he was sorry and asked if people were OK. When the young man was told someone died, Young said he appeared shocked and started sobbing.

Yeah he sounds like a real homicidal manic, bent on killing whoever got in his way of creating a fourth Reich.

There were 36 victims identified in the car attack, Young said, including Heyer. That number is much higher than officials have previously given.

36 victims? Maybe if he was driving a Mack truck. Now they are down to classifying Marxist antifas who have had bad dreams as “victims”.

Fields would have faced between five to 40 years in prison for the second-degree murder conviction But now that he faces first-degree murder charges he could be looking at a penalty of 20 years to life in prison.

There is no way and I mean no way they have a first degree murder case here. Unless Fields’ defense team are idiots who allow the prosecution to stack the jury with blacks and antifa, this trail is ending in a hung jury at best and an acquittal is very much in the realm of possibility. When this fat woman died of an inevitable heart attack, the narrative was continuously sold to the public that she died from being struck by the car, even though the medical examiner at the time said she had no signs of trauma aside from the trauma her poor heart faced by lugging around three times her normal weight on a daily basis. Now they’ve painted themselves into a bit of a corner in that they have to push forward. They can’t exactly come out now and be like, “Well turns out she didn’t die from the car after all LOL”. However how the hell does the prosecution sell this to a jury? What happens the first time Fields’ defense lawyer puts the ME on the stand and he testifies that Heyer died of a heart attack that was probably going to happen whether she was on the street that day being an obese commie revolutionary or if she was at home eating her fifth helping of Dominoes? What happens when they show the jury the video evidence that the car was being attacked by a violent mob? Any reasonable person in such a situation would try to speed away from the scene. Will Fields get railroaded? It’s quite possible but then again, they told us George Zimmerman was a shoo in for conviction for shooting down Trayvon Martin, the innocent 12 year old who was once a kang and we all know how that turned out.

111He wuz a kang. 


Update: Mudshark Slut BTFO

I recently wrote about a mudshark and her slut single mom buying her pet a car. The slut mom and her cuck boyfriend ponied up the money for a car for Shitavious and their mudshark daughter filmed it with the expectation of kicking off her Youtube channel. I’m sure they were all poised for the signaling points to come flooding in but instead something else came flooding in: Nazi trolls. 

Two Texas teens who found internet fame after sharing a video of the girlfriend’s family gifting her boyfriend a car spoke out about the ‘shocking’ and ‘racist’ commentary.

It’s called “Social shaming” and guess what: it works.

High school senior Chris Hunter was surprised with the early Christmas present this week from his partner, Madison Duke, a junior, and her thoughtful parents.

But among comments of praise for the sweet gesture, were abhorrent messages of hate.


‘Everything you could think of … every racist comment you could think of was there,’ Madison told NBC 5 in a new interview.

Did you hear that? Every racist comment you could think of. That’s right, we’re nothing if not original and creative.

The teen went on to read some of the comments, which were blurred onscreen during the interview because they were so vile.


One said: ‘You are disgraced and have been brainwashed to think this is normal,’ Madison read, while adding that someone told her she was destroying her ‘family lineage.’

What is hateful about this? This is simply an indisputable fact. She is literally destroying her genetic lineage by mating with a monkey. Oh and in case any of you are hoping that maybe she hasn’t actually fucked the chimp yet…………….

111She’s a junior in High School……..with the face of a 35 year old. Nothing puts on the miles like mudsharking. 

‘It’s my senior year, so I do alot of activities involved with the school and I just need transportation to get everywhere,’ Chris told the news station.

‘I just don’t understand why people are so racist. I don’t know, I just don’t get it,’ he said, bewildered.

For the same reason black women hate your mudshark slut girlfriend: you can mate with your own kind. Since the entire article is centered around, “Oh muh feels these white people are soooooo racist!” I suggest you try a little experiment Madison. How about you and your boyfriend go hang out in the black neighborhood for awhile. I know! Perhaps he can escort you into a black run beauty salon. Let us know how it goes.

‘Don’t judge a book by its cover. People that make all the racist comments about me, they don’t know anything about me,’ he added.

We know you’re a nigger fucking what could have been an attractive young white girl. Really, what else do we need to know?


‘More hate than love which is surprising to be honest and it’s disgusting,’ Madison said.

‘I saw it coming, but Madison and I aren’t going to stop doing what we love,’ added Chris.

What you love doing is fucking white women. What Madison loves doing is getting high off the signalling points of how not racist she is for dating a black.

He even responded to some of the trolls, telling one, who hideously compared him to a ‘chimp’: ‘You don’t even know me my guy.’

Wow Chris, I’m sure he was totally blown out of the water by that one.

The youngsters, who had hoped their first effort would kickstart their YouTube channel, have now disabled comments on the video.


It’s called social pressure and social shaming and guess what: it works. This duty used to be carried out by families, communities and churches but sadly those entities have all failed in their duty and now it has fallen to Nazi internet trolls to do it for them. Luckily we are up to the task. Of course this girl is ruined goods now, I wouldn’t touch her with Tyrone’s dick but what is important is this sets an example for the next slut. The days of free signaling points are over. You want to kick off a Youtube channel about your jungle love? Guess what; instead you wind up having to shut down the comments before it even gets off the ground. Forget the cucks, losers and faggots who whine about how we look mean and we need to be more compassionate waaa waaa waaa. This is how you engage on the front lines of a culture war. These people are crying their asses off because someone has finally shown up to the fight and is putting up resistance. So let this be a warning to slut single moms, mudsharks, niggers and kikes: we’re just getting started.



She’s a Real Republican Goyim

I’m not going to lie: watching the collapse of the two party opposition charade has been more than a little entertaining. The jig is up and the cat is out of the bag but it was such a good con for so long, they just don’t want to let go of it no matter how much of a farce it becomes.

cat-in-bag         The cat is out of the bag kikes. 

After bussing in countless blacks (of which there is no shortage of in Alabama) and committing who knows how much voter fraud, the Democrats managed to inch out a win against Judge Moore. This after weeks of the media out and out lying by accusing him of being a pedophile. As a result, fake Republicans and Democrats alike are crowing about how things are now somehow going to go back to being the way they are. However nationalism is on the rise, not the descent. They fear nationalism because it is impossible to separate nationalism from racial identity. No matter how much they try to tell us that we are an idea, a melting pot or a set of vaguely defined values American = white. Do you want to see how ridiculous the fake opposition Republican party is? Just take a look at this unhinged beaner. 

Ana Navarro has gone off on her fellow Republican panelist on CNN, singing ‘Oh Happy Day’ over Ed Martin after blasting him for ‘mansplaning’.
The Republican strategist Navarro’s outburst came late Tuesday night on CNN Tonight with Don Lemon, as the panel discussed Roy Moore’s loss to Democrat Doug Jones in Alabama’s special senate election.

Most of you were probably unaware that this happened, since nobody watches CNN except for some old boomer cucks and a hand full of faggots. I suggest watching the video embedded in the story. This bitch sounds like she just swam across the river with her five bambinos yesterday.

111Don’t be mansplaining to me ese. 

Navarro, who is vehemently opposed to President Donald Trump despite her party affiliation, was crowing over Alabama voters’ choice against Moore, who was accused of sexually touching a 14-year-old in his 30s.

Wait, I thought he was accused of pedophilia. What’s this shit?

‘They had a choice as to whether to abandon a candidate or abandon morals, abandon a candiate or abandon decency,’ Navarro boomed as Martin tried to interject.

The race is still technically too close to call, though it does look as though Moore lost. Here’s the thing though: the media have attacked him for weeks as a pedophile. Every Jew dirty trick in the book was used against him and the Democrats brought in niggers by the busload and they still barely managed to pull this one out. If anything, the one thing that hurt Judge Moore was his stupid ass wife coming out just days before the election and talking about how much they love the Jews.

‘Please don’t, don’t do this, it really annoys me I really don’t interrupt you,’ said Navarro, a former advisor to Jeb Bush. ‘I’m so through with your mansplaining and your smirking and laughing.’
Navarro then broke out in song as Martin smiled at her in disbelief, chanting ‘oh happy day’ and clapping her hands.

So the Republican candidate lost and this Republican strategist’s reaction is to celebrate. Yeah, I can’t quite figure out why it is the Republican party has been losing for so long.

‘I’m a traditional Republican you are always going against me,’ Navarro interjected.

111Traditional Republican strategy session. 

‘Well don’t attack me personally,’ Navarro shot back.
‘I didn’t I attacked your positions, your positions are not in the Republican party mainstream,’ said Martin.
‘Oh hell yes they are,’ said Navarro, breaking out once again in her ‘oh happy day’ chant as the rest of the panel laughed.

I’m told these people are natural born conservatives Goyim.

Navarro has admitted to voting for Hillary Clinton, and celebrated Moore’s defeat on Twitter as a loss for Trump and his ex-strategist Steve Bannon.

So let me get this straight: she’s a Republican strategist but she votes for the other party’s candidate and celebrates when the Republican loses. Why is that? I thought these people were natural born conservatives or something. Turns out they vote in their own racial interests just like everyone else on the planet except white people. She was one of the chief movers and shakers of the Jeb Bush campaign so I find it totally shocking that Jeb lost as badly as he did. Here’s the thing: the nation is the people. Mexico is not a white nation, it’s a Mexican nation. Japan is not a brown desert nation, it’s an anime nation. Israel  is not a gook nation, it’s a rat infested crime nation. Yet somehow we are supposed to believe that America isn’t a white nation, it’s an idea nation. Something tells me someone has been jewing us with this message.

new world with my smart phoneThis is Japan or at least, this is all you need to know about Japan. 



Thoughts For the Newly Red Pilled


It’s time once again for another thought inspiring installment of Thoughts of the Day. 

I thought we would talk a bit this week about those who are newly red pilled. I see newbs getting triggered right and left at times on these tubes and the one thing we don’t want to do is see them get discouraged due to misunderstanding. If you are fairly new to all of this, trust those who have been at it for awhile and if you find yourself being triggered by something, take a moment to contemplate that you have been subjected to a lifetime of mental programming in an attempt to keep you away from these truths. Many times, these triggerings happen due to simply not quite grasping what it is we are saying. If all else fails, don’t be afraid to ask. Most of us are readily available and do our best to answer any genuine questions.

We cover a whole bunch of other topics including Bitcoin, MGTOW, penis foreskins….you name it and we’re talking about it! We will also once again convene the Church of the Lampshade, where we are bringing Christianity back to the people, raw and uncucked. Trust me, with the number of things we’re covering this week, there is bound to be something to tickle your fancy.

Bet He’s Screwing the Mom

This story was brought to my attention earlier today on GAB. The context it was presented to me was, “Look at this cuck of the year dad. He bought his mudshark daughter’s pet a car!” I simply shook my head and blew it off as so much modern cucking for signaling points about how totally not racist one was. However I wound up reading the full story and it turns out, the car was bought by her mother and her mother’s boyfriend.

The family of a teenager in Texas gifted her boyfriend with a car for Christmas – and recorded his amazing reaction.
Madison Duke, from suburban Dallas, Texas, told her boyfriend, Chris Hunt, that they had to swing by an car repair shop on the way to lunch with her family on December 9.


When the high school seniors arrived at the shop, however, they found Madison’s mother and her mother’s boyfriend standing in front of a black car adorned with a big red bow.

So Madison’s dad actually didn’t have anything to do with this. Turn out this was (unsurprisingly) the work of Madison’s slut single mom. The one being a cuck in this picture is the slut single mom’s boyfriend who was probably stupid enough to pony up the shekels. Imagine dating some slut and she says to you, “Hey, why don’t you provide the money to buy my daughter’s black boyfriend a car?” and you actually go along with it? This is cucking on a level of one having to wonder if he’s sucking the nigger’s dick as well.

‘Merry Christmas Chris. The car’s all yours,’ the boyfriend told Chris, who grabbed his chest in disbelief, saying ‘no, I can’t’.

Whenever you see someone doing something that’s supposed to be out of the kindness of their hearts and they choose to video it and put it on the internet, you know they aren’t doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.

‘It’s yours, Chris!’ Duke’s mother said as she filmed him staring at the four-door sedan. Video of the surprise was uploaded to Twitter.

Who wants to lay odds on the mother is taking that black dick?

222In normal circles we call banging the mother and the daughter “Getting the cow/calf pair”. However in this instance, it’s simply bestiality. 

Chris, still shocked, asked Madison if she knew about the present, to which she told him that she of course knew.

What she doesn’t know about is how hard you had to bang out her mom to get it. The only other question remaining was did her mom’s boyfriend hide in the closet and watch or did he act as a fluffer?

In a video the couple later published on YouTube, they said they had been dating for 11 months when Madison’s family gifted Chris with the car.

If you post anything on YouTube about the Jews, it will be pulled and you will be banned no matter how accurate the information you are presenting. Content such as this however is a-ok. Coincidence? I don’t think so.


The couple have decided to start a vlogging channel on the video platform, but have faced a series of racist insults and death threats in the comments since publishing their first clip.

By “death threats” she means people pointing out that as a mudshark, she has a high chance of being murdered by her pet nigger. You know it’s pretty sad when Nazi trolls on the internet are doing a better job of trying to properly raise this girl than her slut mom.

Madison later said on twitter the commenters ‘disgust’ her, adding a tearful emoji..


If you think that Nazi trolls on the internet make you feel bad, wait until you walk in on Shitavious as he’s jungle pounding your mom. You probably won’t have to feel bad for long though, because he will probably follow it up by stabbing you both and stuffing your bodies in the car you bought for him and dumping you in a ditch somewhere. I hope it’s slow enough that you have time in those last few glimmering moments to realize that the Nazis were right all along.


Single Moms = Cancer

When I woke up this morning, this story was featured on the news. I knew as soon as I saw it that I was going to have to write about it. You see, when it comes to raising kids, men and women are like odd pieces of a puzzle. Taken by themselves, they aren’t really great but if you put them together, things usually work out ok. The truth is that men by and large, do not enjoy being around kids. Perhaps that is why somewhere along the line it was decided that kids were somehow better off being left with their now single moms. However I said “men don’t like being around kids”, not “men are bad at raising kids”. In one of those weird twist sort of things, it turns out that men who don’t really like dealing with kids are actually better at raising them. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this THOT.

Keaton Jones, of Knoxville, asked his mother, Kimberly Jones, to record a video of him asking why bullies at school were bothering him.

Yeah sure he did. I’m not going to lie: when I saw this story this morning, it really pissed me off and not just because I wasn’t yet half way through my coffee. What the hell sort of mother does this? Seriously, imagine this: you pick your kid up from school, your kid is upset to the point of tears because he’s being bullied and your first reaction is to tell him to hold on a minute so you can film his anguish and put it up on your Faceberg page for signaling points.

111                                                                             Hold on son. Do you know how many “likes” I can probably get out of this?!

In the clip he explains through tears that bullies make fun of him because of his nose, call him ugly and have even poured milk on him.

This is the point when a man takes him aside and starts teaching him to fight.

Celebrities among the likes of Chris Evans, Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, Hailee Steinfeld, Mark Ruffalo,and Katy Perry have all shown their support and have even offered to take Keaton on trips and to premieres.

On the bright side: celebrities from the city that is full of pedophiles have voiced their support!

222Mom is high AF on all of this attention. 

In the clip, Keaton tell his mother: ‘Just out of curiosity, why do they bully? What’s the point of it? Why do you find joy in taking innocent people and finding a way to be mean to them. It’s not okay.’

Grandpa Lampshade asks, “Why? Why would you take a kid who is going through a difficult situation and make it worse just for the attention on social media?” Sure this kid will be left alone for now, while the spotlight is on him but guess what: all of that attention will be gone next month at this time. You tell me: will his situation be better then or worse?

His mother then asked: ‘What did they say to you?’
‘They make fun of my nose. They call me ugly. They say I have no friends,’ Keaton answered as tears poured from his eyes.

Go ahead and watch the video. The mother sounds like Megyna Kelly interviewing Trump.

In the video, Keaton said it’s not just him, but others are bullied by kids at school.

‘I don’t like that they do it to me and I for sure don’t like that they do it to other people because it’s not okay,’ he told his mother.

I want to be clear here: I’m not dogging this kid in any way whatsoever. Seriously. I’m sure this is a good kid who is actually trying to do what is right by following the example of the adults in his life. Unfortunately for him, the chief example of an adult in his life is a slut single mom. The dead give away is his parroting the “It’s not okay” line. Nobody with a penis at any age says this.

333This kid is the only male in the entire family. This tears at my heart more than a thousand pictures of starving niggers in Africa. 

‘People that are different, don’t need to be criticized about it. It’s not their fault. If you are made fun of just don’t let it bother you. Stay strong I guess. It’s hard.
‘But it’ll probably get better one day,’ Keaton concluded.

Yes, it will get better for you one day. However that’s strictly in the long term. In the short term, your life is going to be a living hell thanks to your mom taking a moment when you are confused and scared and using it for signaling points by parading it all over the internet and making you look like a total faggot. I’m sorry kid but that’s the way it is. However just hang in there and at some point you will grow up and come to hate your mother. Then things will be better and best of all: you’ll be able to get revenge by purging her from your life entirely and treating her with scorn. If you are really lucky, you’ll have the opportunity to throw her into a nursing home where she can spend the last years of her life being abused at the hands of surly groids.

multi-smugGrandpa Lampshade: a light of hope to young people all over the world. 

‘For the record, Keaton asked to do this AFTER he had he me pick him up AGAIN because he was afraid to go to lunch,’ his mother Kimberly wrote.

You’re a lying slut. The kid was afraid to go to lunch when you picked him up and was like, “**Sniff** Mom, I am so afraid. I’m being bullied and I don’t have a man in my life to teach me how to fight. Can you take a video of me crying and parade it around on Facebook so I look like a total little faggot?” She just threw that in there because there is a little crumb of conscience in the back of her mind that is like, “Gee like, I don’t know Kim, like maybe this is a bit far to go for signaling points……….lol but whateves….”

UFC President Dana White tweeted about Keaton’s emotional video early Sunday morning.
‘Meet Keaton Jones a very smart little boy who is being bullied at school. This video is heartbreaking!! I want to bring Keaton to Vegas and hang out at UFC Headquarters. If anyone knows how i can reach the family please let me know. Thank u everyone,’ White wrote.

I would recommend instead that you offer to have some UFC guys mentor this poor kid because that’s what he needs most of all. If some real man will mentor this kid, teach him it’s not the end of the world to take a punch and learn how to fight his life will be made much better than simply receiving tweets of sympathy from disingenuous Hollywood perverts and degenerates. The downside of mentoring this kid is you will have to put up with endless passes from his THOT mom looking for someone to boost her financial situation and status points. Beware of this and steer clear of this woman. After all, any woman who would do this to her own kid is capable of just about anything.


Live by the signaling points, die by the signalling points.