If They Do, What Exactly Will We Be Losing?

Zero Hedge has a quick list roundup of celebrities who have vowed to move to Canada (note: never Mexico, Guatemala or Saudi Arabia) for our convenience. However, what exactly will we be losing if these people were to actually follow through with their word (which admittedly isn’t likely)? The Zero Hedge list is short but unfortunately doesn’t go into detail so I thought I’d throw in the quick Grandpa Lampshade treatment for the sake of clarity.

Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won.

Part Jew. 100% close enough for me.

Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins.

Do it nigger. Instead of “Snakes on a Plane” you can do “Tire on a Neck”. Your career should take off.

6666Man dis mufugha fixin to get hot up in here n sheeit.


Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.”

Oh how will we ever get by without this fat ugly degenerate Jewess to guide us? It’s just as well she leaves, we probably don’t have an oven door wide enough for her anyway.

Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowed to move back home to Canada

She may not really look it but yeah, she’s a kike. Goodbye and good riddance rat.

“Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.

I tell you what, if these people don’t puss out there will be more Jews shipping out than Hitler could have fit in box cars. What’s wrong Jews? Is there something scary about white people actually waking up and standing up for their own interests?

Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.” 

This old slut grandma probably thinks Jupiter is a country.

Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad.

7777You will surely be missed. Not really, get out degenerate.


Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”

I’m starting to see a pattern here. Good you old Jew, get the hell out.

Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada

Thankfully we have no shortage of niggers to ook and eek for us.

Comedian Amy Schumer said in September that Spain would be her destination of choice.
Sorry Spain. I know you expelled the Jews once and just like a rat infestation, they wind up trying to come back.
Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago.
If the Jews are just white people like the rest of us only more liberal, why are they all threatening to flee like rats leaving a sinking ship if they don’t get their way? Shouldn’t they want to stay because they’re patriotic Americans just like you and me?
 Former “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers” if the real estate mogul wins.
Say Jon, how come you changed your name from Leibowitz to sound less Jewey?
Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the “The View”, said on an episode of the talk show earlier this year that if the country elects Trump, “maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”
I hear Africa is nice this time of year and you know what’s best about it? No racism!
Keegan-Michael Key said he would flee north to Canada.
But why another white country though?
Hispanic comedian George Lopez said Trump “won’t have to worry about immigration” if he takes the White House because “we’ll all go back.”
Look at the bright side George: you can tell your lame old jokes in Spanish now.
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg joked in an interview with The New York Times in July that it’d be time to move to New Zealand if Trump were to win.
Losing this monument to the JEWdicial system in America would no doubt strike a crushing blow.
8888                                                                                          This is the face of justice in America.
Civil rights activist Al Sharpton told a reporter earlier this year that he’s “reserving my ticket out of here if [Trump] wins.
Yeah I’m not sure race hustling pays as well anywhere else as it does here. My suggestion would be Canada, since that seems to be the destination of choice for the majority of Jews threatening to leave. Since they are they ultimate agitators that pay the likes of primitives such as yourself to be the face of “civil rights” it’s probably your best bet.
So we see a common theme here: Jews and a few of their groids threatening to stop blessing us with their presence if they didn’t get their way. Of course, they won’t actually follow through. We wouldn’t get that lucky but that’s ok, those FEMA camps aren’t going to fill themselves.

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