Zero Hedge has a quick list roundup of celebrities who have vowed to move to Canada (note: never Mexico, Guatemala or Saudi Arabia) for our convenience. However, what exactly will we be losing if these people were to actually follow through with their word (which admittedly isn’t likely)? The Zero Hedge list is short but unfortunately doesn’t go into detail so I thought I’d throw in the quick Grandpa Lampshade treatment for the sake of clarity.
Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won.
Part Jew. 100% close enough for me.
Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins.
Do it nigger. Instead of “Snakes on a Plane” you can do “Tire on a Neck”. Your career should take off.
Man dis mufugha fixin to get hot up in here n sheeit.
Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.”
Oh how will we ever get by without this fat ugly degenerate Jewess to guide us? It’s just as well she leaves, we probably don’t have an oven door wide enough for her anyway.
Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowed to move back home to Canada
She may not really look it but yeah, she’s a kike. Goodbye and good riddance rat.
“Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.
I tell you what, if these people don’t puss out there will be more Jews shipping out than Hitler could have fit in box cars. What’s wrong Jews? Is there something scary about white people actually waking up and standing up for their own interests?
Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.”
This old slut grandma probably thinks Jupiter is a country.
Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad.
You will surely be missed. Not really, get out degenerate.
Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”
I’m starting to see a pattern here. Good you old Jew, get the hell out.
Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada
Thankfully we have no shortage of niggers to ook and eek for us.