Get Ready to Vomit

We use the term “cuck” to describe those who fall all over themselves to signal to our enemies, all the while trying to keep one foot on the other side of the fence and pretend they are one of us. However, the power of this term is so much better appreciated when looked at in it’s literal form.

This past Sunday, my gorgeous wife – a white evangelical, like me — gave birth to our beautiful African-American triplet daughters whom we adopted as embryos. These sweet girls will hopefully soon be coming home to meet their 3-year-old African-American brother and 2-year-old biracial sister, both of whom we adopted as infants.

You see, there are no white babies that need to be adopted. Well, actually they are but screw them. Why mess with that when you can signal to the max by adopting nigglets?



I grew up as a child of evangelical missionaries in Honduras, very aware of racial diversity because I was the blue-eyed, cotton-topped white kid who stuck out like a sore thumb, but all the while felt deeply connected to the people there, even though we looked very different. My wife, on the other hand, grew up in the delta of Mississippi and it wasn’t until she took a few trips to Haiti that the veil of racial prejudice was lifted from her eyes.

Yeah I bet that’s not all she got lifted there. People like this are mentally ill. I honestly won’t feel bad when their little pets grow up to stab them in their sleep.

Grasping diversity will make the world stronger as we marvel at God’s creative genius on display through His people’s varying pigments, personalities and proficiencies.

Keep telling yourself that faggot every time you look at these little nigs and know that your wife would rather go through the pain of childbirth spurting out little groids than to pass on your genetics.

6666                                           They were artificially implanted, honest! At least that’s what she told me and she wouldn’t lie. 


When we were still dating, a common bond that drew us together was the fact that Rachel and I both wanted to adopt.

More like you both had a common bond of wanting to have sex with blacks.

While we were fertile, we were both deeply convicted that one of the ways to be pro-life is to involve ourselves in adoption.

Just listen to this deluded faggot. WTF does your being fertile have to do with this situation at all? You’re sperm is going to waste in a paper towel in your bathroom trash when your wife isn’t home. As to your wife’s fertility, well…..

….we visited an adoption agency in Mississippi, where we were living at the time. We were also trying at the time to conceive naturally.

LOL yeah sure you were but it just didn’t happen and you can’t figure out why. LOLOLOL It must have been God’s will that she not let you breed her and instead had a litter of nigglets instead.




We did this with the deeply held conviction that if the Lord wanted us to have a fully Caucasian child my wife would conceive naturally.

And you people thought I was just joking around!

Another prevalent theme of the Bible is that God adopts believers into his own family.

Newsflash: you are NOT God. You are just a sad sack who is literally being cuckolded and instead of feeling shame, is bragging about it. Listen, the world is laughing at you.

We see the human family’s varying physical characteristics as awesome reminders of God’s creative brilliance.

Your wife’s favorite of these characteristics?




But, we knew, especially in the South, that a white couple with non-white children would draw a myriad of different reactions.

Yeah you see, those people who react that way? They’re called normal people.

There will always be the older white woman in Walmart who stared at us with sheer disgust, or the African-American mother who looked at us and just shook her head.

LEL Even blacks hate your disgusting cuck signaling ass.

We were deeply moved by the idea of adding more children to our family by rescuing these tiny lives created from in-vitro fertilization, and intrigued by the thought of Rachel getting to experience pregnancy.

Rachel wanted to experience pregnancy, just as long as it wasn’t a matter of carrying on your DNA. It’s kind of like mudsharking without the murder at the end. Well, at least until the little bastards grow up.

In our minds, we are just living out our dream. A dream that may not look like the average family, but one that we are thankful could come true in light of our country’s history.

Seriously can it get any more disgusting than this? One has to wonder if she just told him she was artificially implanted with these little groid growths to keep from snuffing out what little dignity he might have left. Although probably not. His reaction if he caught her in the act would probably be, “Well the Lord must will that you bang niggers and have their kids. Who am I to argue with Jesus?” People like this will not last 2 days when the SHTF and I for one, will not lift a finger to help them. You want to signal your arrogant enlightened status by shitting all over your own race? Have at it just don’t expect sympathy from the rest of us when it all goes south.


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