Slut Goes Mudsharking With Shocking Results

You know, I make being right look easy but it’s actually a lot harder than it would appear. It has taken years of observation to hone this almost psychic ability I have of predicting outcomes. When you watch TV, these blacks are always funny, the voice of reason and just such all around great and manly men. As a result, sometimes sluts decide the best way to add a little spice to their boring lives of being married to some dull working white guy is to slip out for a little of the jungle sausage. Besides the inevitable excitement there’s the bonus of added signaling points obtained by proving that evil Nazi racists have it all wrong. Unfortunately for them, we’re not.

A male nursing student has been charged with the murder of a bridal reality show contestant after confessing to killing her, the LAPD said Tuesday.
Lisa Marie Naegle went missing after a birthday party at the Alpine Village Restaurant in Torrance, California on Saturday night and her body was found in a shallow grave in suspect Jackie Jerome Rogers’ home in Inglewood.

around-blacks-never-relax                                                                  If she had listened to the Nazis, she would be alive today. 

The suspect had initially told them that he and Naegle were at a bar near Alpine Village when she said she wanted to go to an after-party. He claimed he was too tired and he left without her but the CCTV footage shows otherwise, reported TMZ.
Rogers has now confessed to murdering Naegle, according to the LAPD. Police didn’t immediately announce a motive.

Ah the ever elusive motive when it comes to blacks murdering white women. Yeah, it’s always a complete mystery.

6666   I can tell this night is going to be so exciting. I’m dying to see how it ends. 

The 36-year-old nurse texted her husband Derek Harryman around 2.45 am to let him know she was grabbing food and then coming home.

Yeah she was going out for something exotic.

Harryman, who is a vessel operations superintendent at the Port of Los Angeles, was at work when Naegle told him she was headed to the party with her brother.
Naegle had only planned to stay for a few hours because she was scheduled to teach nursing classes at West Los Angeles College on Sunday.

But when Harryman returned from work at 2 am on Sunday, he saw that his wife still wasn’t home.
He said Naegle called him a minute or two later.
‘She sounded really, really drunk,’ he told the Daily Breeze. ‘She said, “I’m going to get some food and then I’ll be home.” ‘

Now I know up to this point some of you are like, “Now Grandpa Lampshade, this poor woman may have been the victim of a random muh dicking vs mudsharking gone wrong”. Oh ye of little faith, just bear with me.

Then Harryman found out that Naegle hadn’t gone to the party with her brother, but a male nursing student – later identified as Rogers – who had picked her up.

Aaaannnnnddd there it is. So she lied to her husband and slipped out and god drunk with a nigger and then went back home with him. Do you know how this always ends ladies?

Naegle’s body was found naked and face down in Roger’s yard, TMZ reported on Tuesday evening.

6666

Wow it’s amazing, only Nazis could have predicted it. But hey, I’m sure it was real exciting right up until the very end and at least she wasn’t a racist.

Harryman texted his wife: ‘You didn’t come home last night. This is unacceptable. You must be feeling horrible because you have to teach.’

Her going out and getting drunk and not coming home was unacceptable because she would feel bad at work the next day? FFS dude come on. I’m not going to dog on her husband here, as he is actually the only victim in this story but look guys, you have got to be more hard core with your women than this. Now I’m not telling you to be an abusive asshole but you shouldn’t be taking this kind of shit off of any woman.

6666He’s probably a really nice guy but the body language says it all. Sad. 

As a demonstration, let’s pretend this slut was Grandpa Lampshade’s woman calling to tell me her plans.

Slut: “Hey baby it’s me. Yeah I’m not coming home til late because I’m going out to a party with my friends um I mean my brother.”

GPL: “LOL Wut?”

Slut: “Yeah we’re going out for some dick um I mean drinks”

GPL: “Mmm ok cool. Where do you want me to leave your shit?”

Slut: “……………what do you mean?”

GPL: “Someone might steal it if I leave it out in the yard. Then again, it’s not like I’m going to move it all for you. Meh anyway figure it out and let me know”

Slut: “You’re such a dick”

GPL: “Lol IKR?”

Slut: “Never mind. What do you want for supper tonight?”

And they all lived sluttily ever after. It is a difficult thing to realize that everything you were told your entire life about being a nice guy and what women want etc. is a lie but that’s how it is. As for you women, look if you decide to go the exciting route and test your barriers just remember, when you go black we won’t take you back. Oh and you are likely to wind up naked face down in some dindu’s back yard.

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