No Doubt Another Case of a Man With Mental Issues

You may have noticed that there seems to be a slight uptick in violence, bombings, rapes and other assorted misdemeanor crimes in Europe. Some of you seem to think this is somehow related to the sudden influx of people who rape, murder and behead people in their own countries but you are wrong. What we are seeing is a mental health crisis. Hopefully with more funding, we may get to the bottom of this and find out the cause.

Named only as Pole Jolanta K, the 45-year-old was stabbed to death in the German town of Reutlingen before a hero BMW driver ran over the 21-year-old attacker.

Two others were wounded in the incident outside a doner kebab stand on Sunday.

Women. She divorces her husband in Poland, leaves her kids behind to go to Germany to work in a kebab shop. No doubt on the hunt for some foreign vibrancy. Well congratulations, you found it.

The attacker, named only as Muhamed, is believed to have fallen for Jolanta when the two worked together at a Turkish fast food restaurant.

Why is it the attackers always seem to be named Muhamed?

111I heard working in a kebab shop in Germany would be exciting. I just never imagined it would be this exciting.

Jolanta was said to have rejected the Syrian’s advances as fellow colleagues described his behaviour as “weird”.

The only way his behavior would be weird in the context of being a Moslem would be if he didn’t hack her up with a machete.

The attack happened in downtown Reutlingen by a bus station in Listplatz Square near Stuttgart, in the south-west of the country.

The asylum-seeker was only stopped from carrying on his bloody rampage when a hero ran him over with his BMW car.



Reutlingen police have confirmed they arrested a 21-year-old man after receiving a number of distress calls shortly after 4.30pm local time, when the suspect randomly targeted passers-by.

LOL They arrested him after someone ran him over with their car. As usual, the police didn’t do anything but show up afterward and pose for pictures.

111                                                         Good job there Hans,you caught him! 

According to a statement released by the local police department, the suspect was known to the police prior to the attack.

Another shock. At least they hadn’t done anything radical like throw him out of the country, as that would be racist.

Police spokesman Bjoern Reusch said the suspect had been having an argument with the mum-to-be, who worked in the kebab shop, before the attack.

The argument was probably along the lines of, “You give fiki fiki to these other guys, why not me?!”

The asylum-seeking Syrian man had been involved in previous incidents causing injuries to other people, police said.

Mr Reusch was unable to confirm when the bearded man arrived in Germany.

“There is no danger to anyone else at this time,” he said.

Well, maybe there’s no danger from this particular guy but don’t worry, there is still plenty of danger still walking around Germany. Guess what: most of them are named Mohamed, just like this guy. I remember being a kid growing up and thinking Germany would be a pretty cool place to visit. I mean, lots of beer and ill tempered blonde women, what’s not to like about that? Now however, it seems to be nothing but kebab shops, bombs going off and smelly bitches in trash bags. No thanks. If I wanted to visit the Mid East of Africa, I would just go there.

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5 thoughts on “No Doubt Another Case of a Man With Mental Issues”

  1. Broke down and e-mailed aa to tell him ITunes stopped updating as of January 20, 2016 – no back episodes are available either – . Nothing. So unless things change, no GL episode will be available on January 24, 2016 on ITunes. At the big orange RSS icon at radioaryan dot com we see the 504 bandwidth exceeded notice. The same as at This is the second time this has happened in about 4 months. Speculate lack of money is a problem with bandwidth……


    1. Yeah Sven is the one who handles all of that. Andrew doesn’t have anything to do with any of that. With the platform Sven uses I don’t think bandwidth is the issue, it’s more than likely a server upgrade or something. Again, message Svenlongshanks and he should be able to let you know what’s going on.


      1. I see the newest GL on radioaryan. I do not know how to message him on DS. I look up his name, and the first result is a thread dated July 25 2016. Before leaving the message here on your blog, I had tried replying to a Sven reply to someone else that was on the subject of downloading something, it so happened. I do intend to support you financially. I would appreciate a little more explanation on how to reach Sven. The situation with ITunes remains unchanged as of 4:09 pm Honolulu time. It will be fun to get a whole bunch of listening material at once, later.


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