No This Isn’t Satire and Yes These People Really Think This Way

I come across all sorts of things while searching these vast tubes. Unlike our enemies, who choose to live in a little bubble of good thought and feels, I read all sorts of stuff. When I come across things our opponents write, I don’t demand they be shut down. In fact, as is the case here, I like to give it as much attention as possible. You see, Grandpa Lampshade isn’t triggered by their opinions. Instead, I’m bolstered by the reminder that our opponents by and large are made up of women, low IQ blacks, whiny Jews and faggots.

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It’s a scary journey for some but buckle yourself in and let’s take a short trip through through their mind.

 It’s irrefutable, white people are privileged.

Lesson #1 if you are new to dealing with these people: don’t ever give them anything. You see, they lie as a matter of course so you need to be sure you watch each and everything they say and not let any of their lies slide. Case in point: their opening statement quoted above. It’s a baldfaced lie. I work almost 60 hours a week, plus the time I put in on the blog and doing the show, I get 0 government assistance and I can’t afford to get sick because healthcare costs are completely retarded. On the other hand: blacks and meskins lay around, collect welfare and get their healthcare free of charge as the government covers it. How the hell am I the privileged one?

Recognition of this basic fact of life is not enough.

This entire article is so chock full of bullshit, this may take awhile. Anyway, if there’s one thing we know about Marxists: it’s that no matter what you do, it’s never enough.

It’s time to take action to level the economic playing field.

What does “level the playing field” even mean? I’ve heard this term used for years and nobody is ever actually willing to give me a tangible definition of it. I’m sure we’ll get to it somewhere in the article.

At a time when PoC is still tremendously disadvantaged, despite the best efforts of affirmative action policies, something else must be done.

Blacks live in shitty neighborhoods because they’re stupid and violent. Blacks can’t hold a job because they’re belligerent, won’t show up half the time and do shitty work when they do show up. Why are they disadvantaged? Because of whitey, of course.

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The Equality Tax

Ah! I already get it! You can’t get sent to jail unfairly for robbing white people if you have the government do it for you. Brilliant!

Current US tax policy fails to recognize the inherent economic disadvantages that PoC face on a daily basis.

None of which they themselves are responsible for, I’m sure.

Racist employers, a disproportionate targeting of minorities by law enforcement, racial wage gaps, poor inner city schools; these all contribute to what is an undeniable reality for minorities. A reality that equates to an unfair economic disadvantage.

You have to love this. Blacks can’t hold a job = racist employers. Blacks do the majority of crime = disproportionate targeting by law enforcement. Blacks can only hold low paying jobs because they’re stupid = racial wage gap. Blacks are too stupid to learn and thus spend all of their time tearing the school up and doing crimes there = poor inner city schools. You see, blacks are never responsible for their own behavior. Ever.

To even the playing field, the privileged should pay more.

Hey! We’re finally getting to the definition of that level playing field thing.

I don’t know how much more, but it must be more.

Oh, I’m sure you’ll come up with something.

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Let’s start at 5% as if centuries of subjugation could ever be righted by such a minuscule percentage.

So I guess all of the billions and billions of dollars we’ve already pissed away trying to improve black’s standing in life don’t count.

Certainly, the privileged can stand to spare 5% with all of their economic advantages.

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Hey, these guys can obviously afford it! 

What would a 5% Equality Tax Mean? ($151 Billion Dollars)

All of which will be spent wisely, I’m sure.

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First, we have to do some math. According to USGovernmentRevenue.com, in the fiscal year 2017, the US government will bring in $3.64 trillion dollars from federal taxes.

According to TaxFoundation.org, white Americans pay 83% of the federal income tax.

That must be what that whole privilege thing means.

This means that white Americans are responsible for approximately $3.02 trillion dollars that the government will receive in 2017. Add 5% to this number, and this means that minorities will benefit by a total of $151 billion dollars.

Yeah, this sounds totally fair.

How would we use it?

The author of the article appears to believe it is they who will be in charge of this. I have a news flash for you: not unless you’re Jewish (which may indeed be the case).

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If we kept things simple, we could redistribute the money based on non-Caucasian race status. According to InfoPlease.com, whites account for 63.7% of the population (a population of 308.7 billion based on the 2010 census).

This leaves $151 billion to be dispersed over 36.3% of the population, or 112 million. That’s $1,348 for every US minority individual or roughly $3,000 per minority household on an annual basis.

Finally: the black problem solved and it only took money. Who knew?

While $3,000 could never rectify centuries of abuse, it could at least give minorities the financial tools to compete in a white, male-dominated society.

Not only are they going to rob you in the name of the negro, they’re not even going to act grateful. In fact, they’re proposing taking your money and at the same time are basically spitting on you because it’s really still not enough.

This new tax initiative must account for several demographic factors in order to be the fairest, and most effective. The following could represent a potential tax breakdown based on these demographics factors:

Yes. Because we wouldn’t want to not be fair LOL

Single Heterosexual Caucasian Males
Equality Tax: 5%
Single Heterosexual Caucasian Females
Equality Tax: 4.5%
Married Heterosexual Caucasian Family
Equality Tax: 4%
Non-cisgender Caucasian
Equality Tax: 3%

Hmmmm.

The Inevitable Backlash

With the republicans in power and the rise of the alt-right, this new tax initiative is sure to enrage the privileged.

Yeah there’s always the possibility that the heterosexual white males may get enough and tell you to go screw yourself. Then what are you going to do?

But we must not back down. We must continue to voice our opinion, especially in this racist, misogynistic environment post-Trump.

Oh I agree 100%. Please continue to give your opinion and whatever you do, don’t back down!

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They must understand that their economic success was only made possible by the blood and sweat of minorities.

Ah yes, don’t worry. There’s not a day that goes by while I’m living this extravagant lifestyle that I live that I don’t look around and reflect on all I’ve got. Why just this morning I looked over at my 14 year old truck with over 200,000 miles on it and humbly thought to myself, “Man, I wouldn’t have that old truck if it weren’t for niggers.” It brought a tear to an old Nazi’s eye I tell ya.

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Author: grandpalampshadeblog

Host of Grandpa Lampshade's Thoughts of the Day on www.radioaryan.com

5 thoughts on “No This Isn’t Satire and Yes These People Really Think This Way”

  1. LOL, both of y’alls last lines were priceless. Yeah, I’m limping back and forth to work in second gear because 3rd is out and getting it fixed costs $2,000 but we’re paying hospital bills on a second child instead. Even though Shiniqua, LaFlavius, and Marshawntay were in the hospital with us at the same time spitting em out for free. Well, free to them. I’m still paying on a hospital bill from 4 years ago when I got ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED TICK FEVER and almost died because I was too poor to go to the hospital. Hacked and sweated for 3 weeks before I gave in. I didn’t want the bill I knew I’d get slammed with. Where’d I get such a ridiculous illness? WORKING out on these tick infested AR farms. Truly, this privilege is exquisite.

    When these white hating scum talk about privilege they’re ACTUALLY talking about genetic privilege. That’s what creates these conditions they so covet.

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