When You Go On a Date With a Shitlord….

I know the guy’s name is Gonzales but I’m giving him an honorary shitlord title anyway. I read this and for whatever sadistic reason, I thought it was funny as hell. Women take note: when you go on a blind date with a shitlord, he doesn’t buy you dinner, you buy him dinner. A really nice dinner at that.

A California woman has become the latest victim of alleged dine-and-dash-dater, who is accused of repeatedly skipping out on dates before the bill arrives.
The woman, who does not want to be named, said she unwittingly joined LA’s most exclusive – and miserable – club on Sunday, when Paul Gonzales fled after eating a small feast at BJ’s in Pasadena.

Unlike many of of you, GPL isn’t necessarily opposed to some of these game sites. Sure some of that stuff is scam material but there is also good stuff out there educating men on how women think/operate. Back when I was growing up, I was told the fable that women wanted a really nice guy blah blah blah bullshit (needless to say, with time I know better). So, how many of you guys out there can remember back when you had taken a woman out on a date to a decent place, had her order whatever she wanted on the menu regardless of price and full on expect you to pay for it all and then never see her again? BTW bitches get KFC and dutch if they go out with GPL now LOL. All humor aside, you know most if not all of these women involved went on these dates fully expecting the guy to pay for the privilege of their royal company only to have the tables turned.

The woman met the handsome Gonzales on the dating app Bumble, and said he sent flattering texts before inviting her to dinner.

Hey, you look great! Let’s go out to eat, I guarantee you it’ll be a night to remember.

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Perhaps she should have been wary when he ordered around $50 of food for himself alone: ‘A glass of Pinot, a Caesar salad with a side of shrimp, a steak, and a baked potato.’
That’s $50 of food – not including tax and tip.
111TFW you thought you were going to get all of that food but he ate it instead….and left you to pay for it. 

BJ’s paid for his meal, she said, only asking her to pay for his wine.

If the sexes were reversed, would the restaurant have made this offer? Because I look at the picture of the woman involved and it’s a possibility that she had the exact same plan but our clever shitlord just beat her to the punch.

In August last year another woman who did not wish to be named told CBS that Gonzales fled during their first date at a restaurant in Long Beach.
‘This guy is obnoxious,’ she thought, as he ordered $100 of food just for himself.
‘First of all, who orders two entrees? But he excused it by saying he was a bodybuilder.’

“He is so obnoxious” said a woman who probably waited around for an hour hoping he would come back.

He then went to the bathroom and, apparently flushed with success, left.

Some things can’t wait.

His first known alleged victim to approach the media, Diane Guilmette, had a similar experience at a Morton’s Steakhouse in Burbank in August last year.

‘He ordered a lot of food,’ she told CBS 2. ‘He had an appetizer. He ordered a steak. This restaurant is all al la carte.
‘He even ordered a couple sides, a glass of wine. So he was looked like he was really enjoying himself,’ Guilmette said.
Then he went for a phone call and left her with a $163 bill.

I met a random guy on the internet and based on his pic and cocky attitude went on a date and he stuck me for the bill and the worst part was, he never called me back.

She tried to message him on Plenty of Fish, the dating app they met on, but he blocked her.

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She was probably messaging him like, “Hey what’s up? I thought we were really making a connection. Why haven’t you called?”

Some of you will be triggered that I’m making fun of this situation but it’s still funny. If the guy hadn’t skipped out but instead said, “Hey, how about I take you out to Pizza Hut? You look like an all you can eat buffet kind of girl” then… well ok she might have still jumped on that so maybe not the best example. So if he had said, “Let’s go out” and offered to take her to some place on the cheap, these women would have been like, “Pfft, yeah right”. However, when he offered to take them to a high end place they were already like, “Oh hell yeah, I’m eating top class on the free tonight” Then much to their dismay, after ordering all of this food and even going with the rice omelet and having the Maid Cafe girl spell “love” in ketchup, he went to the bathroom and then literally dumped them.

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2 thoughts on “When You Go On a Date With a Shitlord….”

  1. I don’t think that spic is handsome at all. I have never dated outside my Race. I’m married, but if I weren’t, and dating, I’d only deal with White men. The female looks like an Orc, too – so they all need to be flushed.

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