Well, At Least They Weren’t Gassed

The problem with trying to play the morality card by pointing and shrieking “You killed civilians!” when killing civilians has always happened in war is you wind up looking like a hypocritical idiot. President Trump recently launched air strikes against Syria over the gassed twins because there’s dead but then then there’s gassed dead and everyone knows gassed dead is way worse.

At least 352 civilians have been killed in US-led strikes against ISIS targets in Iraq and Syria since 2014, the Pentagon said on Sunday.

Look, it’s not that I’m trying to pretend I really care about dead Hajis when I don’t. The truth is I really just want them to all stay in their third world shit hole countries and in return we should leave them the hell alone. I just think it makes the government look retarded to make a huge show out of the supposed gassing of twins by Assad when killing civilians is a regular occurrence all over the mid east.

111.jpgYeah this kind of dead probably sucks…..

111……but how can it possibly compare to this kind of dead?

Included in Sunday’s tally were 14 civilians killed by a strike in March that set off a secondary explosion, as well as 10 civilians who were killed in a strike on Islamic State headquarters the same month.

LOL It’s like they have Megumin conducting their airstrikes!

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‘We regret the unintentional loss of civilian lives … and express our deepest sympathies to the families and others affected by these strikes,’ the Pentagon said in a statement.

This is so retarded. So now they have to release a statement pretending that they give a shit about dead Hajis when we all know they don’t. Why? Nobody really cares about dead Hajis but they have to at least make a show since they justified launching air strikes against Assad on the grounds that civilian casualties aren’t allowed.

The March 16 strike in the village of opposition-held Al-Jineh in northern Aleppo province killed 49 people, mostly civilians, according to the Britain-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights

LOL It never gets old. Every time I see the media quoting the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights as their on the ground source.

The director of the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, Rami Abdulrahman, speaks on the phone in his home in CoventryFor those of you not in the know: this is the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights. The entire organization is this one guy in Britain. No, this is not a joke. Well, actually it is but not in the direct sort of way. 

Again, Grandpa Lampshade isn’t pretending that he gives a shit about dead Hajis here anymore than he cares about dead Palestinians. It’s just the blatant hypocrisy of the U.S. tsk tsking at everyone else if civilians are killed but silent when their own forces or the Jews do it. My simple policy for the mid east is keep them all there and then leave them the hell alone. Now, some claim that idea isn’t realistic or feasible but tell me this: is it less feasible or realistic than the current policy of bomb the hell out of them while simultaneously importing them all into our country?

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