Alleged Jew Alleges Republican Candidate REKT Him

Ben Jacobs, a reporter for the Guardian, alleged kike and confirmed neckbeard fag has come out and accused a Republican House candidate of body slamming his faggy ass for shoving a mic in his face. I say alleged Jew because aside from other people on the internet saying, “He’s a Jew!” I didn’t find any actual Jew confirmation. However whether or not he’s a Jew isn’t really the thing I wanted to focus on in this article, it’s the fagginess of the whole thing. Think about it: if you were a young man and some old guy running for office slammed your gay looking ass to the ground, what would you do? A normal man would slink away in shame and start thinking perhaps he should start getting in shape or something. Not here in America though, no now getting REKT like a bitch is something to make the interview circuit about. SMDH

Reporter Ben Jacobs of The Guardian said he’s still in shock after Greg Gianforte, the Republican candidate in Montana’s special House election, allegedly body-slammed him on the eve of the nationally-watched election.

If I lived in Montana, I can tell you who would be getting my vote.


“I’m recovering. It’s been a shocking, stunning 12 hours and I’m still sort of taking a lot of Advil and trying to get better,” Jacobs told ABC News chief anchor George Stephanopoulos on “Good Morning America” today.

When I was a young man, I fist fought another guy until we were both too tired to go on. My hand was bruised to the bone from punching this guy’s face and he wound up with two black eyes and a swollen up mouth. Do you know what neither one of us did the next day? Cray like this faggot.

111LOL look at this faggot.

Jacobs said he approached Gianforte, a former technology executive, at a meet-and-greet event Wednesday night at the candidate’s office in Bozeman, Montana. Jacobs allegedly went up to Gianforte to get his opinion on the Congressional Budget Office’s analysis of the American Health Care Act as he was preparing for a television interview. All of a sudden, Gianforte “seemed to just snap,” Jacobs said.

“He grabbed my recorder and next thing I knew, I’d gone from being vertical to horizontal on the floor,” he said on “GMA.”

Oh yes, this sounds totally believable. You were just going about your job in a completely professional manner and then all of the sudden, for absolutely no reason this guy just slammed you to the ground. Looking at the pic, I’m thinking maybe you offered the wrong guy a hand job or something.

222I don’t think so faggot. 

“He was on top of me and wailing on me,” Jacobs added.

This is an observable lie. Here’s a picture of this lying (probably a kike) faggot being interviewed after this took place.


If he was being wailed on by a grown man, his face would not look this pristine. Yet, the rest of the Judenpress is running around not questioning any aspect of his story.

Gianforte has been charged with misdemeanor assault, according to the Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office.

“Following multiple interviews and an investigation by the Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office it was determined there was probable cause to issue a citation to Greg Gianforte for misdemeanor assault,” the sheriff’s office said in a statement on its website Wednesday night.

The statement added that the “nature of the injuries did not meet the statutory elements of felony assault.”

Translation: the only reason they are filing any charges at all is because this faggot won’t stop whining about it.

Before the charges were filed, Gianforte’s spokesman Shane Scanlon issued a statement, placing the blame on Jacobs and claiming the candidate’s actions were a response to Jacobs pushing a phone in his face during “a separate interview in a private office” that he entered “without permission.”

“Jacobs was asked to leave. After asking Jacobs to lower the recorder, Jacobs declined,” according to the statement. “Greg then attempted to grab the phone that was pushed in his face. Jacobs grabbed Greg’s wrist, and spun away from Greg, pushing them both to the ground. It’s unfortunate that this aggressive behavior from a liberal journalist created this scene at our campaign volunteer BBQ.”

Now you tell me: which version of this story is more believable?

444                                                                                                      His resume includes working for The Daily Beast so you can take that for what it’s worth. 

In the interview this morning on “GMA,” Jacobs asserted he “never touched or came close to” the candidate. He added that he’s had “no personal interactions” with Gianforte other than following the candidate to a couple campaign stops.

Oh yeah, this is totally believable because people get slammed to the ground and wailed on leaving no marks or bruises all of the time for not doing anything.

“My understanding is that his issues were based on a report that a colleague of mine had done a couple of weeks ago and had been somehow unhappy or discontented with that and that had apparently set him off,” Jacobs said.

If he were being interviewed by someone actually doing their job, the follow up would be something like: “Oh? How did you come to this conclusion?”

The reporter said he’s unsure whether he will take further legal action against Gianforte.

This guy old enough to be my dad shoved me and I fell down which equated to an ass kicking in my mind so I may sue. The levels of faggotry here are off the charts.


“I haven’t even begun to think about it. I still have an election to report on in 12 hours so that’s the first priority,” Jacobs said. “I still have a job to do.”

Yeah, you’re so brave. Here’s a pointer: after whining all day about how some old guy REKTed you by knocking you down, showing up with no marks on you while claiming to have been “wailed on” it’s pretty much impossible to then strike a pose as brave. Take heart brothers, this is the picture of our opponents. If they think being knocked to the ground = an ass kicking, how do you think they are going to respond when the real ass kicking starts?

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