Theresa May Responds to Latest Rounds of Terrorist Attacks. Unsurprisingly Sounds Like a Grandmother Scolding An Unruly Grandchild

I recorded the next Thoughts of the Day program yesterday before all of the latest rounds of success in the experiment in multiculturalism so if you want the GPL take on these things this is going to be the place to get them. After yet another round of terrorist attacks, this one with the new twist of being run over and stabbed one can sense a very serious shift in the mood of the public. On some level I suppose I was a little curious to see how Theresa May would respond to this. Well she has and it’s about what I figured. It’s not like anyone expected an old lady to come out and actually have a plan for decisive action to expel the hostile invaders, right? After all, these Moslems are like her surrogate grandchildren.

Theresa May has condemned the brutal attacks at London Bridge and insisted ‘enough is enough’.

Alright Mohamed, Nana’s had enough!

The Prime Minister said the three attacks in the past three months were not directly connected but were linked by the ‘the single evil ideology of Islamist extremism’.

Not directly related?! I’m pretty sure they’ve all been carried out by brown people you’ve imported from the Middle East. That’s a pretty good connection if you ask me.

111                                                                                          If you Moslems don’t settle down right now, there will be no cookies after supper!

 Speaking from the steps of No 10, Mrs May said Britain faces a ‘new trend in the threat we face’ warned ‘things have to change’.

You finally figured that out? Great, then let’s hear your plan to change course and start expelling this smelly bastards.

The Premier said there was ‘far too much tolerance’ of extreme views and vowed to stand up for ‘pluralistic British values’ that were ‘superior’ to the fanatics’ ideology.

Whew. I was afraid she was just going to ramble some more empty rhetoric about our values or something……..oh wait.

222TFW you’re just having fun but Nana gets mad and yells at you and threatens to not take you for ice cream later. 

She vowed: ‘We will take on and defeat our enemies.’

So WTF have you been doing up until now?! Oh that’s right, importing our enemies. I’m sorry Grandma May but you’re not exactly instilling confidence in anyone here.

The official terror threat level has not been changed and remains at ‘severe’ – meaning an attack is ‘highly likely’.

So you import all of these terrorists and the result is that the terror threat remains ‘severe’……….permanently. Who would have figured? Who could have predicted that if you import the Mid East then your country becomes just like the Mid East?

Mrs May said: ‘In terms of their planning and execution the recent attacks are not connected.

In terms of the fact that they’re all primitive shit monkeys from the Mid East who shouldn’t be in Britain to begin with, they are connected.

‘We cannot and must not pretend things can continue as they are. Things need to change and they need to change in four important ways.’

Oh hey, finally Memaw’s strategic plan of action to stop her surrogate grandchildren from rampaging around and killing the citizens of her country. Let’s hear it.

111Grammaw has her  mad face on………’s fixing to go down! 

Mrs May outlined her four point plan:
Defeating the extreme Islamist ideology to make them understand ‘pluralistic British values’ are superior


Look, I know this is serious believe me nobody takes this stuff more seriously than Grandpa Lampshade. Still you have to admit that if you were an alien watching all of this without any actual care one way or the other as to the outcome, this would be pretty funny. “Defeating the extreme Islamist ideology and making them understand pluralistic British values are superior”? WTF does that even mean? It would have made more sense if she was announcing a nationwide timeout in the corner for these people than this gibberish. I’m sorry to break this to you but reality is what reality is and right now the score is something like:

Islam: 4870

Pluralistic British Values: 0

Is this supposed to rally the people or something? Imagine you’re in a basket ball game and you’re getting BTFO with a score like quoted above and your old lady coach comes around clapping her hands saying, “We’ve got this! We have them where we want them! We are poised to turn this thing around!” What is she even trying to do here?

Ending the ‘safe space’ online for the plotting of terror attacks

Save spaces online?! These attacks aren’t being carried out on the internet, they’re being carried out on your streets! Britain is the safe space, not the internet.

111“It may seem like we’ve not been doing anything about these Moslem invaders that we keep importing who keep killing you in your own country but after a ton of research we’ve finally been able to isolate the problem: the internet”…Theresa May

Continuing military action against ISIS terrorists in Iraq and Syria

Let’s look at this a different way. Imagine for a moment that it’s WWII and Adolf Hitler has landed troops on the shores of Britain. The Nazi invaders have already taken half the country and have begun shelling the remaining territory held by the British. Winston Churchill comes out and announces a bold new counter move of sending what remains to of the military to India to be sure the Nazis don’t make a move there. The attackers are in your country, not in Iraq and Syria. The problem is these brown people in your country, not the brown people who are where they should be, over in their desert country. You are sending your military out of the country when the fight is in your country.

Tougher prison sentences at home for terrorist offences

Let’s just continue with our WWII analogy from above for this one. After announcing his plan to send the remainder of the military to India, Churchill also announced that any Nazis found in Britain would be sentenced to stiff prison time when the authorities apprehended them. After making his statement, an artillery shell went off nearby and the Prime Minister had to be evacuated.

Adolf_Hitler            History is written by the victors. Thus, Adolf Hitler has been accused of many evil things. Many of these things are just transparent over the top lies by the Jews but even the Jews haven’t ever said that Hitler had a secret plan to take over Britain and replace the British with imported brown people from the desert. 

Mrs May said: ‘The whole of country needs to come together to take on this extremism and we need to live our lives not in a series of separate, segregated communities but as one truly United Kingdom.’

So in other words, she’s calling for more of the same. “Please don’t get angry, if you get angry and start demanding something be done about these Hajis, the terrorists win! Trust me, I know what I’m doing.” This is basically what she is telling the people. I’m feeling a serious mood shift. I don’t think candle light vigils and calls for unity and our values are going to cut it anymore. I think the people are really getting fed up. We shall see as these things unfold but I just can’t bring myself to believe that the people of Britain are willing to just lay down and die in order for Theresa May to have hordes of brown surrogate grandchildren to watch over. You have to hand it to these Moslems, they are dedicated to their religion. The only thing that rivals their dedication is those of the left who are dedicated to their religion of multiculturalism. Sadly, when you mix these two things together, the outcome doesn’t look so good for the rest of us.


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2 thoughts on “Theresa May Responds to Latest Rounds of Terrorist Attacks. Unsurprisingly Sounds Like a Grandmother Scolding An Unruly Grandchild”

  1. LOL!
    “pluralistic British values” is code for MULTICULTURALISM.
    Keep the flood gates open for the mud hordes, just look for the “bad guys”. Unfortunately, I gotta C note here that says the first one investigated/arrested is the guy that speaks out against “pluralistic British values”! LMAO!!!


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