Make Africans Into Cops; Get African Level Law Enforcement

111                                                                   Dez a new Sheriff in town mufugha. 

You might think that at some point you would get to the end of this nonsense of having to pretend that race is a social construct and blacks are capable of doing anything whites do. However it would appear that you would be wrong. For some reason along the line, it was decided that Minnesota was just too white and needed something to liven the place up a bit so the ((powers that be)) decided the best way to accomplish this was to import Somalia. After all, nothing makes a place livelier like Somalis. The results came as a total shock for everyone who isn’t a Nazi, when Minnesota began to function just like Somalia. 

The police officer who shot and killed an unarmed woman in mysterious circumstances after she called 911 to report a disturbance behind her upscale Minneapolis home has been identified.
Mohamed Noor, who joined the department in March 2015, shot Justine Damond, 40, multiple times from the passenger seat of his squad car while she spoke to his colleague wearing only her pajamas.

222                                                                                         If you are going to learn how law enforcement is done, you bring in Somalis. Somalis are known world wide for their top tier law enforcement abilities. 

The driver of the squad car that pulled up in the alley behind the home Damond shared with her fiance has been identified as Matthew Harrity, a community service officer since 2016.
Both officer’s bodycams were off and the squad car camera not recording when the Australian native was killed at around 11.30pm on Saturday, just a month before she was due to marry.

She must have spooked him. Get it? “Spooked”?

The Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (BCA) – the state agency investigating the shooting – has so far kept tight-lipped on how the yoga and meditation teacher was killed by an officer seated in his car.

Translation: they are running around like mad trying to come up with some sort of feasible story that will make this sound like something other than a low IQ African nigger happening.

They have admitted that no weapons were recovered from the scene……..

Oh really? You mean she didn’t have a sawed off shotgun hidden in her pajamas?

333            She looks pretty threatening to me. I’m sure the Somali officer feared for his life. 

Noor, 31, who is the first Somali-American police officer in his precinct, has in the past been personally praised by Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges.

Praised for what I suppose? Oh yeah, being a Somali nigger wearing a badge. What an accomplishment.

444Goodbye Minnesota. It was nice knowing you. 

So what pray tell made this Somali such an exceptional officer? I mean he must truly be a shining example for a beat cop to receive public praise from the Mayor.

He also holds a degree in administration and economics.

Wow. The police force must be really shitty if this is all it takes to have praise heaped on you by the Mayor. I’m sure it also helps to be African.

Minneapolis Chief of Police Janeé Harteau issued a statement on Monday calling the death tragic.

Under a National Socialist system, the person in charge is responsible for the actions of all those under them. Let’s see who’s responsible for the Somali cop.


Oh hell, it’s one of those bitches who spends too much time in a tanning bed!

‘I also want to assure you that I understand why so many people have so many questions at this point. I’ve asked for the investigation to be expedited to provide transparency and to answer as many questions as quickly as we can.’

You want expedited? Grandpa Lampshade will give you expedited. The reason for the shooting is that this is the officer involved…………..


No seriously, why are we all supposed to act as though this is some sort of Scooby Doo tier mystery here?

According to Minneapolis Star Tribune, the website Minnesota PoliceClips has audio of an exchange between dispatch and the officers involved.

I listened to the clip. The officer calling it in sounds like, “This crazy nigger just shot a woman. WTF am I supposed to do now?” Oh but wait, it gets better!

Local news have reported that Noor shot across his partner who was the driver of the squad car and both have been placed on administrative leave pending the investigation.

That’s right. The (I assume) white cop was driving while the African law enforcement prodigy was sitting on the passenger side. The woman came up and was talking to the cop who was driving, probably driven by a natural instinct to avoid niggers at night. The African version of TJ Hooker then shot across the cop sitting on the driver’s side, striking and killing the woman! Now I ask you: if all officers involved where white and the victim was black, what would we be hearing right about now?

It is not know why the squad car camera cannot be used in this case.

By the way, if you have a problem with the shitty grammar in the quoted selections, take it up with Daily Mail. They are apparently also hiring Somalis for their proof reading department. Anyway, I can tell you why the camera was not on in the car. Those cameras are wired to come on when the red and blue lights are turned on. Since this was such a low level call they were on, I’m sure they didn’t bother turning them on. Only here’s the thing: even mundane activities have the potential to turn very exciting when Africans are involved. That’s why we have to import more of them.

777          We sure is proud to finally have a good boy who’s a police an all instead of a gang banger. If you have to shoot a white bitch or somethin don’t worry, we got your back. 

On Saturday night, Damond had called 911 to attend a noise and possible assault in the alley, and was reportedly speaking to the two officers through the drivers side window when the officer in the front passenger seat shot her through the drivers side door.

He was probably playing with his gun and it went off. 888

Ms Damond had a well-known stance against guns, and there was no way she would have been armed on Saturday night, her friend Hannah, 21, told the paper.

I would say something along the lines of she should have had a well known stance against niggers but hell, when you call the cops you expect some sort of standards to be in place. So yeah, the Mayor and Chief of Police got to get in some signalling points by having a Somali cop. The price for those points? A dead woman who phoned police over a routine call. So this is why you need guns folks. When police standards are thrown out the window in the name of muh equality, and you let women do the hiring based on their feels, then you are going to get things like Somalis being put on the police force. As a result, when the police arrive, you very well could be in more danger than if there really is a prowler about. Let’s put this another way: if I were to tell you I was going to drop you off in the middle of Somalia, you would probably be a bit apprehensive. What if I then told you not to worry, you can call the police if anything goes wrong. Wouldn’t you instead insist on having some weapons to protect yourself instead? Now why would that be? Why would you assume that Somali law enforcement is not on the same level as Scotland Yard? Oh yeah, because it’s made up of nothing but low IQ dumb ass Somali niggers, that’s why. Now, take a wild guess what law enforcement begins to look like in America if you start staffing it with low IQ Somali niggers? But hey, what do I know? I’m just a simple old Nazi. Go ahead and keep pretending that race is a social construct and that people shouldn’t be judged for the color of the skin. Just be careful if something goes wrong and you have to call the cops……….you might find it to be the opposite of the relief that you expected when they arrive.

if the cops are black meme



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