I Would Have Got Away With it Too if it Wasn’t For You Nosy Nigs!

People who haven’t yet reached the enlightenment level of Grandpa Lampshade so often have these misconceptions about me. For instance: they think that I hate niggers because of the color of the skin or just because I have nothing better to do. Or perhaps they think that I want to hate blacks when in actuality, nothing could be further from the truth. In reality, I wish blacks weren’t completely incompatible with high trust white civilization. I wish they didn’t have low IQ, poor impulse control and extremely short time preferences. Why? Because when you take their propensity for violence out of the equation, they’re actually kind of entertaining and funny.

A citizen journalist has gone viral after doggedly searching for the cause of a house fire in suburban Virginia.
Rhoda Young, frequently reminding her viewers that she is ‘reporting live’ from the scene, has her cameraman drive her to the site in the city of Norfolk on November 27.

Yes, we’ve documented a rare case when blacks aren’t using Facebook to live stream their crimes.

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‘We on the scene of this b***h,’ she says in her Facebook Live video. ‘This is Rhoda Young reporting live…I’m a volunteer.’

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Not gonna lie, when network news devolves to the point of “We on da scene of this bitch….” I may start watching it again.

Eventually, she stumbles upon a man sitting on a lawn across the street from the burning home.
He is sipping a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and appears to be calm.

Who the hell drinks Pabst? I tried that once and it was the nastiest shit I’ve ever tried to drink. For some perspective, I’ve drank Pearl light before.

Young approaches him and states: ‘That’s your house? Oh god! Bless you.’

This woman is so talented, she’s able to play good cop/bad cop all on her own.

As he takes a sip of PBR, she says: ‘Now lemme ask you this: How did it catch on fire?’
‘I dunno.’
‘Was you home?’
‘Yeah.’

Watch him Rhoda! This one looks tricky!

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She describes how he purchased a six-pack of ‘red, blue and white ribbon beer,’ which he corrects to PBR.
Later, she provides commentary on how electrical wiring in the house is going down.

555                                                                                  Electrical wiring my ass mufugha! 

‘Oh s**t, f**k, f**k, let’s get out of here,’ she says. ‘I need to get this street blocked off.’

Even while working the case, she’s still got public safety in mind. Not gonna lie, if she lost like 200 pounds, I might would totally waifu her.

She then notices that the PBR-drinking house dweller suffered burns to his hair and face.
He tries to swat her away, to which she says: ‘Don’t hit me now.’ She then asks for a high-five, and he consents.

She then stabbed him………….

LOL Not really.

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She tells the camera: ‘The owner of the house was upstairs when the fire started…Doing my investigation, I have now discovered his motherf*****g hair was on fire, and his pants is burned off his d**n leg.
‘So he was right there when the fire started, and he got a six pack of godd**n PBR.
‘So now I gotta figure out how he start that fire.’

Now that’s shit’s funny, I don’t care who you are. There is no denying that this is better than anything on regular network news, much less your local boring ass news. I think the local TV station should offer Rhoda a job right f*****g now!

She tells a firefighter that she has figured out what caused the fire, but the firefighter rebuffs her.
She also revisits the man, who appears to want nothing to do with her.

Well TBH they were simply following protocol. Chapter 1, sub-chapter 2 of the policy and procedures handbook: if approached by blacks, don’t relax. Little did they realize that Rhoda had just blown this mufughan case wide open.

‘Once again, that’s the owner drunk as a motherf****r.’

If she had a local TV news gig as an on the spot reporter, she could have followed that up with “Now back to you crackas in da studio”.

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He eventually gets arrested, presumably on charges of causing the fire.
Young makes sure to use allegedly – even in instances in which it is not exactly necessary – after being reminded of the term by an unidentified man.
‘Allegedly this man set his house on fire. He has allegedly been placed under arrest. He allegedly admitted to setting his house on fire.’

Wow that twist at the end. I never would have figured the Pabst Blue Ribbon guy was the culprit. I’m sorry, allegedly the culprit. This my friends, is true journalistic professionalism. In all seriousness here, we could throw out every last kike who is allegedly a journalist and replace them with the likes of Rhoda and we would have more accurate reporting and let’s be honest, it would be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

She concludes her video with a plea for recognition; her interactions with law enforcement during the fire consist of them giving the cold shoulder or, in once instance, rolling their eyes at her.
‘I did solve the crime before the fire marshal got on the scene.
‘Whether or not they want to give me gratitude or tell me thank you, but guess what: I know I did my job.

999The camera man is pictured on the left. Would be alleged criminals know this: if you see this duo at the scene, your days are numbered! 

Well I don’t know if these people will give you any recognition or not. For what it’s worth, this internet Nazi raises a toast and will recognize you here. Thank you Rhoda Young. Not only did you solve this case but you did it in the most entertaining way imaginable. If I ran a local TV station and I was being pressured to add more diversity to the lineup I would hire you right now, on the spot. Sadly, all I can offer you is the recognition afforded to you on this humble space here. So here’s to you Rhoda Young investigative journalist for a job well done.

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Jew Sees the American Flag: Feels as Though a Second Holocaust is Imminent

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In what comes as a surprise to no one, I hate the Jews. However what may come as a surprise is that I actually have different levels of hate when it comes to different subsets of Jews. For instance, I actually don’t hate Israeli Jews nearly as much as you might think. When it comes to Israel, I can at least view them as a country looking out for their own best interest and getting the best deal they can for their own rat like brethren. I mean yeah, sure I hate the idea that America acts as a client state to this little shit hole nation in the Mid East but if America is stupid enough to keep doing it than it’s not as though they’re going to turn it down. I mean think about it: another nation gives you billions of dollars in exchange for nothing while at the same time offering to basically fight all of your wars for you, who’s going to turn that deal down? Yes, I realize it’s not as simplistic as this and that these Israeli kikes getting this free stuff is a result of their diaspora brethren pulling the strings in this country but you get what I mean.

When it comes to the never ending kvetching of Jews in this country however, there is nothing to not hate about these people. They contribute nothing to our society but usury, shitty Hollywood entertainment and porn and yet, whine non stop about how how mistreated they are all while stirring up nothing but chaos and discontent.

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The mind of the Jew is a very dark place, full of paranoia and neurosis. Some of this is due to the high amount of inbreeding they’ve done over the centuries but another fundamental part of it is that on some level or another, they know they deserve to be hated and targeted by those around them in these other nations. If the Jews had a sense of self awareness they would realize this and perhaps even try to alter their behavior somewhat. However they don’t have a sense of self awareness and thus, their reaction is usually to simply kvetch and whine at everyone about how bad they have it all while they continue to screw over the native population. Why everyone hates these people continues to be the mystery of the ages.

For today’s example, we’ll take a look at one of my all time favorite kikes to hate: Sarah Silverman. She is supposed to be a comedian but Jews don’t have any sort of actual sense of humor. This is why what passes for “comedy” when it comes to Jews, is always some form of degeneracy and talk about bodily functions. However this doesn’t matter as their fellow tribesmen always make sure they land in these cushy overpaid positions. However after awhile, the Goyim find talk about some rat’s vagina to be tiring and jokes at the Goyim’s expense play out after awhile. When this happens, the Jew gets relegated to doing a “show” on HULU (LOL) about how much they love America. Or maybe not……….

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222Just as American as apple pie and baseball Goyim. 

Silverman’s show is ironically titled, “I Love You, America With Sarah Silverman,” but in this week’s episode Silverman explains why patriotism and American exceptionalism freaks her out.

It’s only ironic because we all know the Jews hate America and the people in it.

Silverman opens the show with a monologue about the time her ex-boyfriend decided to raise an American Flag outside of his house, recalling how disturbed she was by the event.

We know automatically here that the ex boyfriend wasn’t Jewish. All I can say is this guy sure dodged a bullet.

“I had a boyfriend many years ago, he was my first boyfriend who had his own house, and one day I went outside to see what he was doing, and he was hoisting an American flag up the flagpole in his front yard,” she remembered. “And I instantly felt very weird. It didn’t make sense, but I felt this feeling of like, um, I felt scared – yeah, I felt scared. ”

Whenever a Jew is spinning you a yarn about something horrible that happened to them, you always have to bear in mind that the odds are better than even that it’s bullshit. Even so, the fact that she felt the need to make up a story such as this in order to garner some sort of sympathy or something from the audience is quite telling.

Silverman said she asked him why he was putting the flag up, and he responded, “because I love America.”

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Please remember this story the next time some cucked faggot tries to tell you about what great Americans the Jews are.

“I was like, ‘Right, right, of course.’” she said. “But inside I was shaken.”

It was like hearing the screams of six million lampshades crying out at once and suddenly falling silent.

The comedian called her sister to explain what had happened, and her Rabbi sister told her that “nationalism is innately terrifying for Jews.”

You know how you’ve heard that thing about if you had like a million monkeys typing random words on typewriters they would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare? Well if you let a Jew ramble and kvetch on long enough, an ounce of actual truth will sometimes fall from their lips.

“Right. Of course. Duh. It made sense,” Silverman asserted.

It really does make sense. Since Jews by nature parasite off their host nations, while constantly working to destroy the culture and values of that nation it’s not really surprising that when those citizens of the host nations start making noises about banding together and looking out for their own best interests the Jew would feel threatened. This isn’t really that hard folks. There’s a reason they’ve been kicked out of at least 109 countries over the years.

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Silverman said later in the episode that patriotism is loving your country but nationalism is saying, ‘we’re number one,’ and is linked to xenophobia and racism.

“I fear that ‘We’re number one’ nationalism is really like an old bed buddy of racism and xenophobia,” she argued.

Patriotism is saying that you love your country but not doing anything to save it. Nationalism is acknowledging that you actually have a country to begin with. When the Goys start banding together to solve a problem, there’s not much they can’t accomplish. Just look at the technological advancements we’ve made to solve problems over the centuries. However when the problem they are banding together over is the destruction of their nations from within, it’s inevitable that they will recognize in short order the source of that destruction. Needless to say, when this happens it never turns out well for the Jews.

111                                                                              Yes sir, we believe we’ve found the problem. 

He Be Commitin Da High Misdemeanors n Sheeiit

One of the grand things about living in a world where we are all supposed to pretend that blacks are our equals is the never ending source for lulzy material. Blacks are put in high positions but they still say the same sorts of stupid things they always do. Today we have a black Congressman who is moving forward to impeach Trump. Why? Well, you just have to savor the flavor of the actual comments.

Rep. Al Green, a Texas Democrat, will force the House to vote on articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump this afternoon.

111One of the great things about democracy is that people such as this can be considered as a part of your ruling class. 

Green announced the move yesterday and told C-SPAN during an appearance this morning on Washington Journal: ‘This president is unfit. He has committed high misdemeanors.

“What the hell are high misdemeanors?” you ask? I’ve read the entire article and the closest I can come to guessing is that the problem lies in Trump not being  openly hostile towards white people.

Lawmakers will easily thwart the effort with a motion to table. But they will be on the record on the topic, nonetheless.

In other words, this is just meaningless busy work to keep the monkey out of everyone’s hair.

At least five House Democrats are expected to vote to proceed, including Green, who first endorsed impeachment after Trump’s commentary on the Charlottesville race riot.

I remember those comments, when Trump had the nerve to point out that it was actually our guys who had the legal right to assemble and were attacked by a bunch of Communist lackeys. Because of the hatred in his heart for other people just because of the color of their skin, President Trump failed to realize that it’s impossible for the left to be guilty of anything ever. Well at least this fine congressman isn’t alone in his effort to shine the light of justice on President Trump. Let’s see who else is on board.

Congressmen Steve Cohen, Luiz Gutierrez and Adriano Espaillat and Congresswoman Marcia Fudge introduced five articles of impeachment against Trump in mid-November.

Oh this should be good. Let’s have a closer look at these representatives of our ruling class who are demanding Trump be impeached

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Steve ((Cohen)), eh? You probably immediately recognized the echo in the name and you would be right. Right off the bat, it’s a Jew. I can tell you that I for one, am totally shocked. No worries though. I’m sure after Trump’s announcement that he supports the kikes having their capital in Jerusalem this Jew will show his appreciation and withdraw from this silly nonsense. After all, if there’s one thing we know about the Jews, it’s that they have their own special way of showing their appreciation for the Goyim who decide to help them out. Why, just look what they’ve done for England.

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LOL @ the DM for misspelling this meskin’s name. Representative Gutierrez has been doing his part to bring the ethics of his racial kin to ‘Murica! One of those being a strong sense of honor when it comes to fighting corruption. This is why Mexico is known as one of the safest and most corruption free nations on the planet. Yeah sure there were those accusations that he laundered campaign money to his wife and family but that’s just an obvious smear campaign put out there by racist haters.

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Adriano Espaillat isn’t just your run of the mill mystery meat. You see, he’s from the Dominican Republic. You may not know this but if there’s one thing they love in the Dominican Republic, it’s baseball. Not by coincidence, baseball is also known as the American past time. Thus, it was only natural that he should come to America to make it better. So strong was his drive to make this country better, he came to the country illegally. Some racist haters view this negatively but only because they are threatened by his success story. You see, in what can only be described as an American miracle, the magic dirt went to work right away and this shining example of what it really means to be an American rose to the top to become one of those who are granted the privilege of ruling over you.

888This is called, “Gettin your lean on”. All natural born leaders are known to do this. 

So yeah, rounding out our gallery of ruling superiors is Marcia Fudge. What can I really say? She’s had over 100 years of magic dirt transformation working on her genetic lineage to culminate in her reaching where she is today. This isn’t at all surprising considering that her people have been known to have been traveling the galaxy exploring the stars back when my ancestors were living in caves. Thankfully, due to the system known as democracy, people such as herself are able to make the great sacrifice of taking up positions over the rest of us.

One of the safeguards in the democratic system is the diversity of those who rule over us. Thankfully, we have this group watching out for what’s best for all of the rest of us and holding the President accountable. I know we are supposed to technically view all these people as our equals but honestly, how can you not look at this gallery of leadership and not feel as though they are actually a bit above our level? All of this was made possible by the fact that the geography of America is magic and transforms all who live here into a new thing called an American. Our ancestors failed to realize this and when they brought African slaves here, were quite perplexed at their miraculous transformation. In fact, I read somewhere once that one plantation owner upon looking over his slaves one day exclaimed, “My gosh! These people must have been kings!” What’s that? You don’t believe that the reason these people have been set in place as our ruling class is due to the idea of the dirt in America being magic? Well I don’t know what to tell you then. Because after the magic dirty theory, the only other explanation I can come up with is the Jews.

THOT Monster Announced as Time’s Person of the Year

Time magazine, a once relevant news journal, has announced their “Person of the Year”. It used to be “Man of the Year” but that was just so so sexist.

111Believe it or not, the “Man of the Year” honor used to actually mean something.

There were rumors that Donald Trump was going to win it two years in a row but I really didn’t think they would do that. Honestly, I’m sure they hated to give it to him last year but to avoid doing so would have just made them look silly. Well, this year they said, “To hell with it” and went all in on silly. That’s right, the THOT monster is Time’s Person of the Year. 

“The Silence Breakers” behind the #MeToo movement have been named as Person of the Year by Time magazine.

In an announcement on US breakfast television on Wednesday morning, the group was declared as the most influential person of 2017, based on the magazine editors’ reckoning of who or what had most influenced the news in the past year, for good or ill.

Now some of you are upset at the idea of giving random women who claim to have been harassed at some point in time with no evidence at all an award. Grandpa Lampshade however thinks it’s somehow perfectly fitting for ‘Murica! in 2017.

Second was President Donald Trump, and third was Xi Jinping, the leader of China.

 222Sorry guys. I mean, you’re kind of important I guess but let’s be honest: compared to random women who claim to have been sexually harassed 30 years ago with no evidence, you’ve got to take second place. 

The winning #MeToo movement was formed in the aftermath Mr Trump’s presidential campaign, when a 2005 audio recording of his bragging about how he could “grab ‘em by the pussy” surfaced on the election trail.

The usage of the hashtag has surged again following the revelations about Hollywood film producer Harvey Weinstein.

Honestly I don’t remember it being a thing after the whole pussygate thing. I suspect this is a stretch to somehow make this about Trump and not Kike perves in Hollywood.

In 2015 Angela Merkel was the winner, while in 2014 it was another group of people – “the Ebola fighters”.

Do you remember any of these previous winners? Of course not. That should tell you how relevant all of this actually is.

anime ebola chan nazi                                      The ebola fighters? I could have sworn it was won by Ebola-chan. 

Time magazine was once a  prestigious publication, read by millions. It’s now just another failing leftist rag. The Man of the Year award used to actually mean something but that went the way of the Nobel Prize when it was awarded to Obama for being black. No. I find it quite fitting that the now renamed Person of the Year award has been given to random women getting men fired from their jobs over claims they felt harassed or something any number of years ago without any evidence to be a perfectly fitting reflection of modern day ‘Murica! Have you ever wondered what the collapse of a civilization actually looks like? Well, this is it.

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Housecleaning Time Again

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While everyone else is out having fun, I’m stuck having to do all of this work. I’ll tell you, I never expected stopping these kikes to be easy but this is ridiculous. I’m way past due for housecleaning here at the Semitic Truth Center. As long time followers here know, I have to go through the media library from time to time and clear out pictures……….usually lots of pictures. I use so many pics and memes in each article that they pile up quickly. This becomes a problem when my media library gets so full, I spend half the time I’m supposed to be writing scrolling through tons of pics looking for one of my favorites. Probably 75% of these are only used for a single article and then they sit there. Well, I’ve put it off so long now that I’m starting to have trouble loading the media library at all. So thus, time to clear a bunch out. What does this mean? For the vast majority of you, nothing as you will never even notice. However if you do scroll through the archive of articles, you may come across one that’s showing pictures as broken/not available. Sorry, it just can’t be helped but again, usually you have to go quite a ways back for that to happen. Anyway, enough of that. Time to get out the broom and get started on this cleaning. The sooner I get done with that, the sooner we can get back to stopping these kikes.

THOTS of the Day

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I was sick all last week and into the weekend. Yet, I still managed to get a new THOTS of the Day show recorded. As you’ve probably already guessed, the THOT monster is the topic once again on this week’s show. We will talk about this once again in the context of Jew Matt Lauer being claimed as it’s latest victim. Even though it’s lulzy as hell that this is happening to all of these rat kikes, the claims of victim hood from these women is beyond ludicrous.

We’ll discuss the sad state of our nations with a special spotlight on (once) Great Britain. So sad, ruled by a crazy cat lady and over run by low IQ foreign invaders. But hey, at least they defeated those evil Nazis.

We convene the Church of the Lampshade as well this week with another soul moving sermon from the Reverend Lampshade. My unending quest to uncuck Christianity continues. I’ll tell you, I think the early apostles didn’t face this daunting of a task.

I hope you all enjoy this week’s show. I’m sorry I sound horrible but trust me, I felt horrible while doing it but as always, I think it was fun and hopefully thought inspiring. Just not THOT inspiring.

Shut Up and Bake the Damned Cake Bigot!

They just want to love one another, just like anyone else. Isn’t this a good thing? Why, love is love, right? They’re not trying to push anything on the rest of you, why they just want to enjoy the same rights as everyone else. You’re not against equal rights, are you?

We’ve heard all of this when they pushed pedophilia (oops, sorry got ahead of myself there) gay marriage on us. How has that worked out? Oh yeah as usual just as the Nazis warned you it would. Turns out so called gay marriage was nothing more than yet another tool to force you into a submitting and training you to do as you are told. 

The Supreme Court will hear oral arguments in a case Tuesday that asks whether a baker in Colorado can legally ignore his state’s nondiscrimination law by refusing, on religious grounds, to bake a wedding cake for a same-sex couple.

What rights is this baker actually denying anyone? I suppose if he were the only baker in the entire country or even the state for that matter, one could try to argue such. As it is, there are any number of wedding cake bakers who would no doubt be more than happy to bake a penis shaped wedding cake for a couple of queers. Yet, what happens? They intentionally set out to find someone who might not be willing to submit and go along as he’s told in order to make an example out of them.

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The high court’s decision…………could send shockwaves through the wedding vendor and gay communities by either boosting or shutting down the claims of several other florists, photographers, bakers, and wedding venue providers who say they should be able to turn away gay customers due to their personal religious beliefs.

Of course, the idea is to send shockwaves. Of course, the outcome is all but predetermined, though we might get a surprise. The idea as always, is to make an example out of people so that when the time comes to push for the next outlandish thing that you must submit to, you understand that you aren’t being given an option.

The case, Masterpiece Cakeshop vs. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, marks the first time the Supreme Court will consider a person’s religious objections to same-sex marriage since the court found in 2015 that a right to marriage extended to gay people.

Let’s see………….you’re freedom to exercise your religious beliefs that aren’t harmful to anyone vs the rights of those whose entire self identity is centered around putting their penis inside another man’s hairy ass. It’s a close call. We should ask the Jews.

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“This case is not really about a cake,” starts one amicus brief by a gay rights advocacy group siding with the same-sex couple.

Ha! They even admit it.

Attorneys for the baker, Jack Phillips — as well as the U.S. government and conservative religious groups — argue that Phillips’s cake is much more than food: It’s art and thus protected free speech the government may not infringe upon.

This is the clown world we’ve allowed our nation to become. You can’t simply say, “As a Christian, I’ll burn this fucking cake shop down with the fags inside it before I’ll bake your penis shaped cake.” No, you have to come up with some convoluted argument about it being art or something.

Meanwhile, gay rights groups, the ACLU, and attorneys for the couple Phillips turned away, Charlie Craig and David Mullins, say the baker’s refusal to make them a cake is tantamount to hanging a “heterosexuals only” sign outside his shop.

Yeah and? What’s so wrong with that? Even in the normie comments below the article everyone is like, “So go somewhere that will be happy to take your GRIDS ridden money”

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“The fact that you might have to take down a sign that says “whites only” doesn’t mean it’s a case about speech,” argues Louise Melling, deputy legal director at the ACLU. Melling compared Phillips’s objections to those made by business owners in the 1960s after civil rights laws were passed.

Yeah we let the Jews convince us that we had to pretend that blacks are our equals and we’ve seen how well that’s worked out. Tell us Louise Melling, who’s giving us this latest push further down into the sewer?

555Oh heck, I was going to check but honestly I don’t even need to. She looks totally trustworthy to me! 

And some academics are skeptical of Phillips’s claim that what he does is protected speech.

Wow, academics eh? Sure am glad it’s not another Jew!

“I question whether baking a cake is really expressive activity,” said Erwin Chemerinsky, dean of UC Berkeley’s law school. “I bake all the time, but I don’t think I’m engaging in speech when I do it. If baking a cake is expressive activity then so is virtually any work.”

666Surprise again Goyim! 

Every. Single. Time. 

Several legal experts have argued that if the Supreme Court finds that baking a cake is expression and is thus protected from Colorado’s anti-discrimination statute, then nearly every person involved in the wedding industry — or any industry — could argue they have a right to refuse to serve gay people.

And we wouldn’t want that, right?

Conservative religious groups are hoping for exactly that kind of broad ruling that would allow any wedding vendor to opt out of a gay wedding in states with anti-discrimination statutes.

Christians used to be willing to be tortured to death for their beliefs. Now they they cower in fear, hoping the Supreme Court will allow them a loop hole so they don’t have to bake some degenerate a cake. Ever notice how they never pull this shit on the Moslems? Guess what, there are actually fewer faggots in this country then their are Jews. The numbers are on our side, we just have to choose to stop taking this shit. Now I’m not saying that we should act like third world goat fuckers but what I am saying is it’s time to make these people fear us again.

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